1
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("Paranoid" by Osama
and Black Sabbath playing)

2
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(men shouting)

3
00:01:01,417 --> 00:01:02,417
(music concludes)

4
00:01:03,792 --> 00:01:05,792
{\an8}(speaking Japanese)

5
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(breathes heavily)

6
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- (knife cuts)
- (grunts)

7
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(breathes heavily)

8
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(grunting)

9
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(stifled scream)

10
00:02:04,875 --> 00:02:06,792
(breathes shakily)

11
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(breathes heavily)

12
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(grunts)

13
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(whimpers)

14
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(breathes shakily)

15
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Ah.

16
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(Yakuza member shouts)

17
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(thuds)

18
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{\an8}(lackey shouting
in Japanese)

19
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Yakuza boss:

20
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("Put Your Hand
In The Hand" by Ocean playing)

21
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♪ <i>Put your hand
In the hand of the man</i> ♪

22
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♪ <i>Who stilled the water</i> ♪

23
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♪ <i>Put your hand</i> ♪

24
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Announcer on radio:
<i>In special news,</i>

25
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<i>Normal is celebrating</i>

26
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<i>152 years since
the railway came to town.</i>

27
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<i>Weather advisory
remains on a high level</i>

28
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<i>- with a winter storm...</i>
- (car horn honking)

29
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<i>- ...looks like it's going to--</i>
- (car horn honking)

30
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♪ <i>By putting your hand
In the hand of the man...</i> ♪

31
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Keith: So, how's
the motel treating you?

32
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Ulysses: Exactly how you'd
expect for 55 bucks a night.

33
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Keith: What'd you do dinner?

34
00:03:57,667 --> 00:04:00,500
I got delivery
from the Chinese place.

35
00:04:00,875 --> 00:04:01,958
Chang Lu's?

36
00:04:02,167 --> 00:04:03,417
Is there
another one?

37
00:04:04,208 --> 00:04:07,167
No. No. Just Chang Lu's.

38
00:04:07,250 --> 00:04:08,250
(engine starting)

39
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Keith: Have you been to Ernie's
place to try his meatloaf?

40
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It's amazing.

41
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Ulysses: Duly noted.

42
00:04:18,208 --> 00:04:20,708
(phone line ringing)

43
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(tone beeps)

44
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Woman on phone: <i>This is Penny.</i>

45
00:04:23,667 --> 00:04:25,042
<i>Sorry I missed you.
Please leave a message,</i>

46
00:04:25,167 --> 00:04:26,625
<i>and I'll circle
back when I can.</i>

47
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- (tone beeps)
- Ulysses: <i>Hey, it's just me,</i>

48
00:04:28,875 --> 00:04:31,125
<i>Ulysses, you know,
your husband,</i>

49
00:04:31,208 --> 00:04:33,708
<i>if you don't mind me
still calling myself that.</i>

50
00:04:34,208 --> 00:04:36,292
<i>I know we agreed
to take some time apart,</i>

51
00:04:36,375 --> 00:04:38,333
<i>that you need space.
I... I get it,</i>

52
00:04:38,417 --> 00:04:40,375
<i>but I just thought
I'd let you know</i>

53
00:04:40,500 --> 00:04:43,333
<i>I landed another
temporary sheriff job</i>

54
00:04:43,417 --> 00:04:46,208
<i>in a little town called
Normal, Minnesota.</i>

55
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<i>Like a lot of small towns,
it's half abandoned.</i>

56
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<i>The other half is nice, though.</i>

57
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<i>People seem
friendly enough.</i>

58
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<i>They built themselves a real
nice little setup here,</i>

59
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<i>considering how hard times are</i>

60
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<i>for most folks
in the country right now.</i>

61
00:05:01,667 --> 00:05:02,958
<i>I don't know
what their secret is,</i>

62
00:05:03,042 --> 00:05:05,500
<i>but I could do with
a serving of it.</i>

63
00:05:05,958 --> 00:05:07,625
<i>Anyway, it's just
for eight weeks</i>

64
00:05:07,708 --> 00:05:09,833
<i>till they elect
the new permanent lawman.</i>

65
00:05:10,708 --> 00:05:14,792
<i>My goal is to leave this town
just the way I found it.</i>

66
00:05:16,667 --> 00:05:18,542
- (leather creaking)
- (radio crackling)

67
00:05:18,667 --> 00:05:19,750
(man speaking
indistinctly on radio)

68
00:05:19,833 --> 00:05:21,542
What's the deal
with that jacket?

69
00:05:21,667 --> 00:05:25,375
It's pretty cool, huh?
I got it to match my chopper.

70
00:05:26,375 --> 00:05:28,958
- I didn't know you had one.
- Oh, no, I don't, not yet.

71
00:05:29,042 --> 00:05:30,958
I'm just saving up.

72
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Figured I'd
start with the jacket.

73
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(leather creaking)

74
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Well, it's loud.

75
00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:38,792
Keith: You mean
it's too flashy?

76
00:05:38,875 --> 00:05:41,333
No. I mean it...
(sighs) ...makes noise.

77
00:05:41,417 --> 00:05:43,792
- It's literally loud.
- (leather creaking)

78
00:05:43,875 --> 00:05:45,625
And I don't
think it's regulation.

79
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- Right.
- Ulysses: Sorry.

80
00:05:48,250 --> 00:05:49,875
- I'll just...
- (creaking)

81
00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:52,125
No, no. Just leave it on.
Leave it on.

82
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It's cool. It's very cool.

83
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(radio crackling)

84
00:05:55,542 --> 00:05:58,125
Whoa. $16.8 million.

85
00:05:58,208 --> 00:06:00,542
Where the hell did this town
get that kind of money?

86
00:06:00,875 --> 00:06:03,042
Community really
came together on that one.

87
00:06:03,708 --> 00:06:05,042
Yeah, I would say.

88
00:06:06,208 --> 00:06:07,417
Keith: Hey,
Mayor Kibner!

89
00:06:07,875 --> 00:06:08,958
There he is.

90
00:06:14,792 --> 00:06:16,625
I can't wait
for the parade next week.

91
00:06:16,708 --> 00:06:18,625
We all dress up.
You're going to love it.

92
00:06:18,708 --> 00:06:20,458
I always wanted to be
the parade mascot,

93
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but I never got picked.

94
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I'm not bitter, though.

95
00:06:24,167 --> 00:06:27,208
The guys take their bikes
pretty seriously here.

96
00:06:27,958 --> 00:06:30,250
My bike's probably going
to be a lot like this one.

97
00:06:30,875 --> 00:06:33,708
Jeez, Randy. I wish my
girlfriend was that dirty.

98
00:06:33,792 --> 00:06:35,417
Have you got
a girlfriend, Sheriff?

99
00:06:35,542 --> 00:06:37,958
No. I've got a wife.
She's had it with me.

100
00:06:38,042 --> 00:06:39,875
Keith: Then I'll put an
extra sugar in your coffee.

101
00:06:40,542 --> 00:06:42,292
- Tom: Is that too much to ask for?
- Hey, Tom! How are you?

102
00:06:42,375 --> 00:06:43,958
Hey, Mike. This is
America, God damn it.

103
00:06:44,042 --> 00:06:45,792
What's mine is mine,
for fuck's sake.

104
00:06:45,875 --> 00:06:47,292
She can't go and
talk to me like this.

105
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I'm going to go put a pot on.

106
00:06:49,625 --> 00:06:51,958
I feel like Sisyphus pushing
a rock up a God damn hill.

107
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What's the problem?

108
00:06:53,083 --> 00:06:54,708
(sighs)
Tom's being a Goddamn dick.

109
00:06:54,833 --> 00:06:56,542
- That's the fucking problem.
- Fuck you, you trumped-up--

110
00:06:56,625 --> 00:06:59,083
Whoa! Just communicate
the problem to me.

111
00:06:59,208 --> 00:07:01,250
Depends who the fuck
you're meant to be.

112
00:07:01,375 --> 00:07:03,625
Well, if I'm reading this
badge correctly,

113
00:07:03,708 --> 00:07:04,958
I'm the sheriff.

114
00:07:05,083 --> 00:07:06,542
Yeah. I sure as
shit didn't vote for you.

115
00:07:06,625 --> 00:07:07,958
I understand.

116
00:07:08,042 --> 00:07:10,708
You know Sheriff Gunderson
died, right? Last week?

117
00:07:10,792 --> 00:07:12,792
This is Ulysses.
He's filling in, yeah?

118
00:07:12,875 --> 00:07:15,083
Yeah. I... I heard
something about that.

119
00:07:15,208 --> 00:07:16,958
- Well...
- So you're his replacement?

120
00:07:17,042 --> 00:07:18,208
I'm the interim.

121
00:07:18,708 --> 00:07:20,708
It's like a substitute teacher.

122
00:07:20,792 --> 00:07:22,083
For how long?

123
00:07:22,208 --> 00:07:23,792
He's on week one
of eight.

124
00:07:23,875 --> 00:07:24,875
Blaine: Morning, peoples!

125
00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:26,042
Sally: Morning, Blaine.
Ooh, donuts.

126
00:07:26,167 --> 00:07:27,125
- Hey. Old-fashioned?
- Okay. Well, so,

127
00:07:27,208 --> 00:07:28,708
Carl keeps parking
his Goddamn--

128
00:07:28,792 --> 00:07:30,083
- Sally: Carl's his neighbor.
- My neighbor keeps

129
00:07:30,208 --> 00:07:31,417
parking his God damn rig
in my driveway.

130
00:07:31,542 --> 00:07:32,708
- It's a tow truck.
- I see.

131
00:07:32,833 --> 00:07:34,083
Sally: Carl has his own
tow trucking company,

132
00:07:34,208 --> 00:07:35,875
- has since high school.
- Hey, Mike.

133
00:07:35,958 --> 00:07:37,500
I lived there first.
It's my property just as much--

134
00:07:37,583 --> 00:07:39,333
Tom's on a flag lot, so they
have to share a driveway.

135
00:07:39,417 --> 00:07:41,625
He's blocking me in!
That fucker's taking 70 percent.

136
00:07:41,708 --> 00:07:43,167
Hang on! Hang on!

137
00:07:44,833 --> 00:07:46,708
Look. You want me
to drive out there

138
00:07:46,792 --> 00:07:48,208
and sort this out
with Carl for you?

139
00:07:48,333 --> 00:07:50,625
Finally. Please.

140
00:07:50,708 --> 00:07:53,250
Okay. Then I best
head out there pronto.

141
00:07:54,208 --> 00:07:57,958
Uh, we're good? All righty.
Then I'll retire to my boudoir.

142
00:07:58,042 --> 00:07:59,042
Hey.

143
00:08:01,083 --> 00:08:02,708
How's that badge, Sheriff?

144
00:08:03,958 --> 00:08:05,000
Keeping it
warm for me?

145
00:08:05,625 --> 00:08:08,042
(chuckles) I'm doing my best.

146
00:08:08,208 --> 00:08:10,708
Blaine: (chuckles)
Election's in six weeks.

147
00:08:10,833 --> 00:08:11,875
Remember to vote for me.

148
00:08:11,958 --> 00:08:13,542
- Ulysses: Sure.
- (Blaine laughs)

149
00:08:13,667 --> 00:08:16,708
Ulysses: <i>Good people,
small problems,</i>

150
00:08:16,792 --> 00:08:19,792
<i>and if my instincts tell me
something is seriously amiss,</i>

151
00:08:19,875 --> 00:08:21,500
<i>well, then I'll get involved.</i>

152
00:08:22,667 --> 00:08:25,500
<i>But yeah. I kind of stopped
trusting my instincts.</i>

153
00:08:26,625 --> 00:08:28,958
<i>It's not that I don't care
anymore, Penny.</i>

154
00:08:29,042 --> 00:08:33,042
<i>It's just, life's a lot easier
when you care a little less.</i>

155
00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:35,875
<i>Then again,
we are who we are.</i>

156
00:08:46,875 --> 00:08:49,042
<i>Nothing to see here.</i>

157
00:09:19,500 --> 00:09:23,042
(indistinct radio
chatter in background)

158
00:09:28,042 --> 00:09:30,625
Oh, there you are. Refill?

159
00:09:31,208 --> 00:09:33,875
What? Oh. Yeah. Sure.

160
00:09:34,333 --> 00:09:35,958
- This is a hell of an armory.
- (coffee pouring)

161
00:09:36,042 --> 00:09:37,042
Yeah.

162
00:09:39,250 --> 00:09:40,500
Is that C4?

163
00:09:41,042 --> 00:09:43,417
Sally: Uh, that-- It is. Yeah.

164
00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:45,958
Why do you have that?

165
00:09:46,833 --> 00:09:47,958
I don't know.

166
00:09:48,042 --> 00:09:49,875
After 9/11,
Sheriff Gunderson applied

167
00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:52,458
for every anti-terrorism
grant available.

168
00:09:52,542 --> 00:09:55,125
Yeah? How much did
he spend on training?

169
00:09:55,208 --> 00:09:56,833
(phone ringing)

170
00:09:57,875 --> 00:09:59,208
I should probably get
back to the phones.

171
00:09:59,875 --> 00:10:02,208
Well, the door was unlocked.

172
00:10:02,333 --> 00:10:03,708
That's kind of a no-no.

173
00:10:04,417 --> 00:10:06,542
Oh. Sorry about that.

174
00:10:06,667 --> 00:10:10,167
(phone ringing)

175
00:10:12,250 --> 00:10:14,417
Ulysses: <i>Every town
has its own little quirks.</i>

176
00:10:15,208 --> 00:10:16,625
<i>You can't change 'em.</i>

177
00:10:16,708 --> 00:10:18,625
Two hundred K,
and the instructions

178
00:10:18,708 --> 00:10:19,875
are in Japanese.

179
00:10:20,625 --> 00:10:21,792
Ulysses: <i>The interim job</i>

180
00:10:21,875 --> 00:10:23,708
<i>is not to get
in the way of them.</i>

181
00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:27,542
<i>I'm like a midwife
with a gun...</i>

182
00:10:28,042 --> 00:10:31,708
(chuckles) <i>...helping 'em
transition smoothly.</i>

183
00:10:37,667 --> 00:10:39,833
(shop bell jingling)

184
00:10:41,375 --> 00:10:44,958
Oh, damn it. Damn it. Hey!

185
00:10:51,833 --> 00:10:53,167
I like the way you law, man.

186
00:10:55,708 --> 00:10:57,417
(wind whooshing)

187
00:10:59,833 --> 00:11:02,500
("Bang Bang"
by Janis Martin playing)

188
00:11:04,500 --> 00:11:07,167
♪ <i>I'll trade you my heart
For your heart, baby</i> ♪

189
00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:09,292
♪ <i>Give you all
My kisses to boot</i> ♪

190
00:11:09,375 --> 00:11:12,042
♪ <i>I'll trade you my heart
For your heart baby</i> ♪

191
00:11:12,167 --> 00:11:14,542
♪ <i>Give you all
My kisses to boot...</i> ♪

192
00:11:14,667 --> 00:11:16,875
Hey, Sheriff.
Welcome to my place.

193
00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:18,167
Oh, you're Ernie?

194
00:11:18,250 --> 00:11:20,458
Yeah, just like my dad
and my granddad before me.

195
00:11:20,542 --> 00:11:23,792
Oh, yeah. Tell me.
What's the story with the decor?

196
00:11:23,875 --> 00:11:25,792
Well, Granddad started
collecting 'em after the war,

197
00:11:25,875 --> 00:11:27,375
and he didn't stop
till the day he died.

198
00:11:28,208 --> 00:11:29,625
Any of them loaded?

199
00:11:30,042 --> 00:11:31,833
Wouldn't be much fun
if they weren't, would it?

200
00:11:34,667 --> 00:11:38,042
- (chuckles)
- So, what can I get you?

201
00:11:38,167 --> 00:11:40,042
Uh, I heard good things
about the meatloaf.

202
00:11:40,167 --> 00:11:41,375
Sure. Coming up.

203
00:11:42,042 --> 00:11:44,000
You got to try the pie
before you leave town.

204
00:11:44,083 --> 00:11:45,042
Ulysses: Hmm.

205
00:11:45,125 --> 00:11:46,458
Reporter on TV:
<i>...dropping temperatures.</i>

206
00:11:46,542 --> 00:11:47,958
<i>Snow is much more likely,</i>

207
00:11:48,042 --> 00:11:49,958
<i>making this our first big
winter storm of the season,</i>

208
00:11:50,042 --> 00:11:51,708
<i>and whoo-whee,
does this look like a doozy.</i>

209
00:11:51,833 --> 00:11:54,792
Fucking weather.
Fucking Minnesota.

210
00:11:54,875 --> 00:11:56,875
Reporter on TV: <i>...plans
to issue a shelter in place</i>

211
00:11:56,958 --> 00:11:58,875
<i>warning around noon tomorrow.</i>

212
00:12:01,792 --> 00:12:04,042
♪ <i>Bang bang</i> ♪

213
00:12:04,167 --> 00:12:05,333
♪ <i>Bang bang</i> ♪

214
00:12:09,625 --> 00:12:11,167
(animal bellowing)

215
00:12:11,250 --> 00:12:14,208
(metal clattering)

216
00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:15,542
(screams)

217
00:12:16,083 --> 00:12:17,625
(animal bellowing)

218
00:12:17,708 --> 00:12:18,625
(gunshot)

219
00:12:18,708 --> 00:12:21,083
- (animal bellowing)
- (pants)

220
00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:24,542
- (metal clattering)
- (animal bellowing)

221
00:12:44,833 --> 00:12:45,833
(bellows)

222
00:12:47,542 --> 00:12:49,125
(chuckles)

223
00:12:49,208 --> 00:12:53,042
(moose bellowing,
moose snorting)

224
00:12:54,708 --> 00:12:57,208
- Ulysses: Say cheese.
- (shutter clicks)

225
00:12:58,250 --> 00:12:59,667
What's going on,
Officer?

226
00:12:59,958 --> 00:13:03,083
Uh, I think a moose
just stole your paint.

227
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:07,375
Mike: It is going to be
a busy day today.

228
00:13:08,042 --> 00:13:10,167
I wanted to get your stamp
of approval

229
00:13:10,250 --> 00:13:11,625
on the parade route.

230
00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:13,625
- Ulysses: Okay.
- There's an intersection

231
00:13:13,708 --> 00:13:16,542
that I think are just
a real hornets' nest,

232
00:13:17,167 --> 00:13:18,208
and of course, first,

233
00:13:18,333 --> 00:13:21,083
we have the celebration
of life at the sheriff's.

234
00:13:22,083 --> 00:13:25,708
The... former
sheriff's, that is.

235
00:13:26,708 --> 00:13:27,792
(sighs)

236
00:13:28,042 --> 00:13:29,708
But you don't have to worry
about saying anything,

237
00:13:29,833 --> 00:13:31,333
because the mayor's going
to take care of that,

238
00:13:31,417 --> 00:13:33,792
and there will be food.
(chuckles)

239
00:13:33,875 --> 00:13:36,292
It is a potluck,
so it should be fun.

240
00:13:36,375 --> 00:13:37,708
- All right.
- (radio squawking)

241
00:13:37,833 --> 00:13:39,708
Sally on radio: <i>Anyone
available? There's a situation</i>

242
00:13:39,833 --> 00:13:41,792
<i>with Maynard down at
the hardware store. Over.</i>

243
00:13:41,875 --> 00:13:44,125
Ulysses: <i>Most of my time is
spent on shenanigans,</i>

244
00:13:44,208 --> 00:13:45,708
<i>- low-stakes stuff.</i>
- Sally on radio: <i>Report's</i>

245
00:13:45,833 --> 00:13:47,250
<i>two assholes screaming
at each other.</i>

246
00:13:47,375 --> 00:13:49,542
Ulysses: <i>I get to
say "Nothing to see here"</i>

247
00:13:49,625 --> 00:13:51,167
<i>over and over all day.</i>

248
00:13:51,250 --> 00:13:52,875
(both shouting)

249
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,958
All right! Just separate!
Separate!

250
00:13:55,833 --> 00:13:58,083
Mike, I need you
to escort old Clayton here

251
00:13:58,208 --> 00:13:59,333
from the premises
and arrest him!

252
00:13:59,417 --> 00:14:01,208
- For what?
- For being a sumbitch!

253
00:14:01,333 --> 00:14:03,792
Sumbitch? More like thrifty.

254
00:14:03,875 --> 00:14:06,250
Amazon's got these
damn near 30 percent off!

255
00:14:06,375 --> 00:14:07,958
Okay. To be fair, Maynard
that seems...

256
00:14:08,042 --> 00:14:09,000
Clayton:
This is America, damn it.

257
00:14:09,167 --> 00:14:10,542
- The customer is always right.
- ...like a fair price.

258
00:14:10,667 --> 00:14:11,625
That's not helping.

259
00:14:11,708 --> 00:14:12,708
Oh, the customer
is always right

260
00:14:12,833 --> 00:14:14,208
when he's trying
to bankrupt the shop-keep?

261
00:14:14,333 --> 00:14:15,375
No, no. Calm down. Calm down.

262
00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:16,792
Listen, Sheriff.
I will be damned

263
00:14:16,875 --> 00:14:18,167
if I'm going to let some old--

264
00:14:18,250 --> 00:14:21,292
Like you need the money!
You look like an angry thumb!

265
00:14:21,375 --> 00:14:23,875
Maynard: Go home and be
Amazon's bitch, motherfucker!

266
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,250
- Guys.
- (both shouting)

267
00:14:25,375 --> 00:14:27,542
Guys! Guys!

268
00:14:28,625 --> 00:14:32,083
Maybe we just want to bring
the temperature down

269
00:14:32,208 --> 00:14:33,167
a little bit

270
00:14:33,250 --> 00:14:37,667
in front of the temporary
guest from out of town.

271
00:14:38,833 --> 00:14:39,875
Am I right?

272
00:14:40,208 --> 00:14:42,125
Maybe we should
go for a walk, hey?

273
00:14:42,208 --> 00:14:43,958
- Okay! I'm going!
- Huh, Clayton? Okay.

274
00:14:44,042 --> 00:14:45,625
- I'm going!
- Let's go.

275
00:14:45,708 --> 00:14:47,042
Clayton, this is America,

276
00:14:47,167 --> 00:14:49,958
which means you can't walk out
of a store without paying.

277
00:14:50,042 --> 00:14:51,375
- That's a good point.
- It's called shoplifting.

278
00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:52,917
Clayton: Maynard,
you thieving motherfucker!

279
00:14:53,042 --> 00:14:56,250
Enjoy your long walk
in the snow, you geriatric tool!

280
00:14:56,375 --> 00:14:58,542
- Sumbitch!
- Okay. Come on now.

281
00:14:58,625 --> 00:14:59,875
Clayton:
Asshole!

282
00:15:00,417 --> 00:15:02,042
How often does that happen?

283
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,542
Once, twice a week
if I'm lucky,

284
00:15:04,667 --> 00:15:06,333
and it's not like
he needs the money.

285
00:15:06,417 --> 00:15:08,083
He just likes pissing up my leg.

286
00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:10,792
Whoa. There's a lot
of locks on that cabinet.

287
00:15:10,875 --> 00:15:12,000
What's going on there?

288
00:15:12,667 --> 00:15:13,833
Stump removers.

289
00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:15,958
Uh, what does that mean?

290
00:15:16,542 --> 00:15:19,000
Old-school
stump removers.

291
00:15:20,042 --> 00:15:22,875
I still don't know exactly
what you're talking about.

292
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,208
Sheriff, come quick!

293
00:15:24,333 --> 00:15:27,208
What? I want
to hear your answer.

294
00:15:27,333 --> 00:15:28,833
(door closing,
shop bell jingling)

295
00:15:30,542 --> 00:15:32,125
Ulysses: It's the yarn?
What-- What about it?

296
00:15:32,208 --> 00:15:34,417
It's the yarn. I--
I-- Look. Look.

297
00:15:34,542 --> 00:15:36,958
I'm sorry. This is
your "Sheriff, come quick"?

298
00:15:37,042 --> 00:15:40,292
I ordered pink,
and they gave me mauve.

299
00:15:40,375 --> 00:15:41,792
Uh, not to play
devil's advocate,

300
00:15:41,875 --> 00:15:43,417
but that is not pink.
That is mauve.

301
00:15:43,542 --> 00:15:46,333
Mauve. That's what I said.
What should I do?

302
00:15:46,417 --> 00:15:48,292
Well, I... I'm not going
to be able to help you,

303
00:15:48,375 --> 00:15:50,542
because they look
exactly the same to me.

304
00:15:50,667 --> 00:15:52,500
I'm sorry. I'm color-blind.

305
00:15:53,042 --> 00:15:56,250
All right. Well,
unlike you, Sheriff,

306
00:15:56,375 --> 00:15:58,708
my clientele's a bit more
discerning.

307
00:15:58,833 --> 00:16:00,458
They're not color-blind.
No offense.

308
00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:01,792
- (radio beeping)
- Sally on radio: <i>Mike?</i>

309
00:16:01,875 --> 00:16:03,208
<i>Are you there? Over.</i>

310
00:16:03,333 --> 00:16:04,792
- (radio echoing)
- (feedback squeals)

311
00:16:04,875 --> 00:16:06,958
<i>Mike, come on. Pick up.
Are you still with the sheriff?</i>

312
00:16:07,042 --> 00:16:08,542
Is that a police
scanner you got?

313
00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:09,958
You keeping tabs on me?

314
00:16:10,042 --> 00:16:13,417
Yes, sir, and a CB radio.

315
00:16:13,542 --> 00:16:16,250
- Ulysses: Oh.
- I get lonely.

316
00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:17,875
- And nosy.
- (beeping)

317
00:16:18,208 --> 00:16:19,792
Copy that, Sally.
I'm on my way.

318
00:16:19,875 --> 00:16:20,958
Take care.

319
00:16:23,042 --> 00:16:24,792
Call the fire
department next time.

320
00:16:25,375 --> 00:16:28,042
- Oh, I...
- Ulysses: I'm kidding.

321
00:16:28,167 --> 00:16:29,542
(chuckles)

322
00:16:29,667 --> 00:16:31,417
(door closing,
shop bell jingles)

323
00:16:31,542 --> 00:16:32,500
(bell tolling)

324
00:16:33,375 --> 00:16:35,042
Ulysses: <i>Your buck goes a lot
further out here.</i>

325
00:16:35,167 --> 00:16:36,292
<i>That's for sure.</i>

326
00:16:36,375 --> 00:16:39,792
<i>Gunderson had got himself
the Big Mac of McMansions.</i>

327
00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:41,708
<i>He must have issued a hell of
a lot of parking tickets</i>

328
00:16:41,833 --> 00:16:43,042
<i>to get that.</i>

329
00:16:43,167 --> 00:16:45,458
So, what do you say about
a man like Gunderson?

330
00:16:45,542 --> 00:16:48,375
- He was a son of a bitch.
- (crowd chuckling)

331
00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:50,375
But he was our son of a bitch.

332
00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:52,167
- Mike: Boss?
- He was a great golfer, right?

333
00:16:52,250 --> 00:16:54,250
- Mike: Boss.
- A medium fisherman and...

334
00:16:54,375 --> 00:16:55,833
Ulysses: Oh. What's up?

335
00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:58,042
You got to get
in on this.

336
00:16:58,542 --> 00:17:00,792
This is just like Christmas.

337
00:17:00,875 --> 00:17:02,792
You got
Pete's meats,

338
00:17:03,625 --> 00:17:05,292
fortune cookies,
all you can eat.

339
00:17:05,375 --> 00:17:07,042
You want me to make you a plate?

340
00:17:08,042 --> 00:17:11,000
Uh, not unless I want
to end up like Gunderson.

341
00:17:11,083 --> 00:17:12,500
Oh. That reminds me.

342
00:17:15,708 --> 00:17:17,250
I think you should
be wearing this.

343
00:17:19,667 --> 00:17:21,417
But I thought you
said you had only one.

344
00:17:21,542 --> 00:17:25,708
I did, but when the visitation
was over and done with,

345
00:17:25,792 --> 00:17:29,042
I nicked it off of the corpse

346
00:17:30,167 --> 00:17:32,792
before they closed the casket.

347
00:17:32,875 --> 00:17:36,542
So, you enjoy
the power while it lasts.

348
00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:50,833
(people chatting in distance)

349
00:17:51,708 --> 00:17:54,167
(suspenseful music playing)

350
00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:58,375
(liquid pouring)

351
00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:04,958
Dr. Velie:
Oh, what a trip that was.

352
00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:07,458
Those Japanese sure
love their golf.

353
00:18:07,542 --> 00:18:08,667
(chuckles)

354
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,375
So, what'd you pick?

355
00:18:13,208 --> 00:18:15,417
Oh. Uh, Ashford something.

356
00:18:15,542 --> 00:18:19,875
I always tend to lean
toward the Irish.

357
00:18:20,875 --> 00:18:22,042
Seven Gs a bottle.

358
00:18:22,625 --> 00:18:23,708
(whistles)

359
00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:27,208
- Dr. Velie.
- Ulysses.

360
00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:31,708
Um, you signed, uh,

361
00:18:31,792 --> 00:18:33,833
Sheriff Gunderson's
death certificate, right?

362
00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:36,208
Sadly, yes, I did.

363
00:18:36,833 --> 00:18:38,000
What happened there?

364
00:18:39,167 --> 00:18:42,542
Well, a couple Wednesdays ago,
around three in the morning,

365
00:18:42,625 --> 00:18:44,292
Deputy Blaine found him out back

366
00:18:44,375 --> 00:18:46,875
in little more than
his tighty-whities,

367
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:51,208
frozen like a chunk of ice
chiseled by a chainsaw.

368
00:18:51,833 --> 00:18:53,708
What do you suppose
he thought he was doing?

369
00:18:55,083 --> 00:18:57,667
Not my job to go supposing...
(chuckles) ...to be sure.

370
00:18:58,500 --> 00:18:59,875
Gunderson liked his fishing.

371
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,292
He had a fishing rod
in his one hand

372
00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:05,958
and a auger in the other,
so my guess,

373
00:19:06,333 --> 00:19:08,250
man thought he
was going ice fishing.

374
00:19:08,792 --> 00:19:11,042
At night, in his underwear?

375
00:19:11,167 --> 00:19:14,875
(chuckles) Well, as you can see,
the man was a drinker.

376
00:19:15,417 --> 00:19:17,042
Kibner: And a son of a bitch,

377
00:19:17,167 --> 00:19:19,625
but then again, he was
our son of a bitch, right?

378
00:19:19,708 --> 00:19:21,542
- (laughs)
- Hey, Doc. Give me a minute.

379
00:19:21,625 --> 00:19:23,167
I'd like to bend his ear, okay?

380
00:19:23,875 --> 00:19:25,708
Now. Yeah. Thank you.

381
00:19:25,792 --> 00:19:27,667
I want to thank you for coming.

382
00:19:28,042 --> 00:19:29,042
Of course.

383
00:19:29,542 --> 00:19:31,042
So, let me get this straight.

384
00:19:31,542 --> 00:19:32,708
Did I hear...

385
00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:37,208
you saw the moose?

386
00:19:37,333 --> 00:19:39,375
I did. I got a picture of it.

387
00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:40,708
Kibner: God damn!

388
00:19:40,833 --> 00:19:42,875
I am the only one in this
town who has never seen

389
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,042
that fucking moose,

390
00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:46,375
and I keep an eye out for it.

391
00:19:46,958 --> 00:19:48,792
You know,
in Native American culture,

392
00:19:48,875 --> 00:19:52,875
the moose is a symbol
of endurance and survival. Hmm?

393
00:19:54,208 --> 00:19:55,208
- I--
- Kibner: So,

394
00:19:56,375 --> 00:19:58,042
what do you think
of our little town?

395
00:19:59,042 --> 00:20:02,250
- It's, um, charming.
- Yeah. You know, I hear

396
00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:05,208
that you are a very
laid-back kind of guy,

397
00:20:05,708 --> 00:20:07,833
not a crack-the-whip sort.

398
00:20:08,542 --> 00:20:10,000
Well, I mean,
I've been known to--

399
00:20:10,083 --> 00:20:11,792
Did you ever think
about settling down?

400
00:20:13,250 --> 00:20:16,208
You could be a real sheriff
for more than a few weeks.

401
00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:19,208
You could build a whole new
life here in Normal,

402
00:20:19,792 --> 00:20:23,875
because we really
celebrate the community.

403
00:20:23,958 --> 00:20:27,958
Around here,
it's always one for all.

404
00:20:28,042 --> 00:20:29,333
- That sounds--
- Mayor?

405
00:20:29,417 --> 00:20:30,333
- Kibner: Yeah?
- It's time.

406
00:20:30,417 --> 00:20:31,708
Kibner: Yeah.

407
00:20:31,833 --> 00:20:33,333
But I want you to
think about it.

408
00:20:33,417 --> 00:20:34,667
- I will.
- Kibner: All right.

409
00:20:39,250 --> 00:20:41,208
Alex: What do you mean, get out?

410
00:20:41,333 --> 00:20:43,542
- Why is that of your--
- (car horn honking)

411
00:20:43,625 --> 00:20:44,500
Alex: Fine.

412
00:20:46,167 --> 00:20:47,875
Blaine: Have you
been sleeping in your van?

413
00:20:48,708 --> 00:20:50,083
What? What?

414
00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:51,500
Blaine: You're a mess.

415
00:20:52,875 --> 00:20:54,792
You're not
the sheriff yet, Blaine!

416
00:20:56,250 --> 00:20:57,417
Mike: Hey, boss.

417
00:20:58,708 --> 00:21:00,417
I was just,
uh, checking on you.

418
00:21:00,542 --> 00:21:03,958
- Uh... you good?
- I'm fine.

419
00:21:04,042 --> 00:21:06,167
Well, I just wanted to let
you know that they put out

420
00:21:06,250 --> 00:21:08,542
more of those mini eggrolls.
They're custom.

421
00:21:09,375 --> 00:21:11,208
And the mayor's just
about to tell the story

422
00:21:11,333 --> 00:21:13,542
about the time he went
on the cruise with Jane Fonda,

423
00:21:13,667 --> 00:21:16,000
- so...
- (engine revving)

424
00:21:17,542 --> 00:21:19,708
Ulysses: You know
who that is in the van?

425
00:21:19,833 --> 00:21:23,208
Mike: Sheriff Gunderson's,
uh, daughter, I think.

426
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,000
Alex.

427
00:21:27,583 --> 00:21:29,792
("Ain't She Sweet" playing)

428
00:21:29,875 --> 00:21:31,625
♪ <i>Here she comes on
Down the street</i> ♪

429
00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:33,542
♪ <i>Ain't she sweet with that
Style and that smile</i> ♪

430
00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:34,833
♪ <i>And don't you know...</i> ♪

431
00:21:36,208 --> 00:21:38,667
Hey, lawman. Up for a game?

432
00:21:39,708 --> 00:21:42,875
Uh, my hands are shaky.
They only trust me with a gun.

433
00:21:42,958 --> 00:21:45,292
(chuckles) Company, then?

434
00:21:45,375 --> 00:21:46,625
♪ <i>That's my girl</i> ♪

435
00:21:46,708 --> 00:21:47,792
I got to warn you.

436
00:21:48,417 --> 00:21:49,792
I'm not very good.

437
00:21:50,375 --> 00:21:52,542
So, would you say
you knew Gunderson well?

438
00:21:52,625 --> 00:21:55,000
Gunderson? Yeah.
I knew him pretty well.

439
00:21:56,042 --> 00:21:58,167
It was sad, the way he, uh...

440
00:21:59,875 --> 00:22:00,792
you know.

441
00:22:01,250 --> 00:22:03,458
But he liked to drink.
He liked to fish.

442
00:22:03,542 --> 00:22:05,833
So the way I see it, he died
doing what he loved best.

443
00:22:06,500 --> 00:22:07,500
You fish?

444
00:22:07,875 --> 00:22:10,625
Uh, when I was a kid,
with my dad.

445
00:22:11,167 --> 00:22:13,083
- You?
- Me? Fuck no.

446
00:22:13,792 --> 00:22:15,542
Probably the only one
in town who don't,

447
00:22:15,833 --> 00:22:18,958
but in the end, death...
comes for us all,

448
00:22:19,042 --> 00:22:20,042
don't it, lawman?

449
00:22:21,250 --> 00:22:23,542
I'm not getting
a Sheriff out of you, huh?

450
00:22:24,208 --> 00:22:27,083
If you really were, you would,
but are you?

451
00:22:29,875 --> 00:22:31,208
- (glasses clink)
- You've been listening

452
00:22:31,333 --> 00:22:33,708
to my internal monologue,
haven't you?

453
00:22:33,833 --> 00:22:34,875
That's my job.

454
00:22:36,875 --> 00:22:39,083
I'm Moira,
the barkeeper here.

455
00:22:42,250 --> 00:22:43,333
Rack 'em up.

456
00:22:44,167 --> 00:22:45,167
Why are you here?

457
00:22:45,250 --> 00:22:47,208
Stop fucking around.
Come on.

458
00:22:48,083 --> 00:22:49,042
I'm all ears.

459
00:22:49,875 --> 00:22:50,875
All right.

460
00:22:53,250 --> 00:22:57,125
I used to be a regular sheriff.
Nice county

461
00:22:57,208 --> 00:22:59,250
with a couple little towns
just like this one.

462
00:22:59,375 --> 00:23:01,500
I married my
high school sweetheart.

463
00:23:02,667 --> 00:23:06,167
- Moira: Perfect.
- It was. I was, uh...

464
00:23:07,875 --> 00:23:09,208
pretty proud of myself.

465
00:23:10,500 --> 00:23:13,542
I walked through life
with my head held high.

466
00:23:13,625 --> 00:23:14,875
I knew who I was.

467
00:23:20,167 --> 00:23:21,875
Then this girl, uh...

468
00:23:23,375 --> 00:23:25,542
Her dad, someone I knew,

469
00:23:26,167 --> 00:23:28,833
a, uh, upstanding citizen...

470
00:23:31,708 --> 00:23:32,708
had been, uh...

471
00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:39,875
I didn't believe her.

472
00:23:42,708 --> 00:23:45,958
Short while later, there was
an incident at the house.

473
00:23:47,708 --> 00:23:50,208
Gunshots, and I went in.

474
00:23:51,208 --> 00:23:53,708
And she was
standing over him.

475
00:23:54,875 --> 00:23:57,792
He was wounded.
She had a gun out.

476
00:23:58,875 --> 00:24:03,250
And he was cursing her
for what he'd done to her.

477
00:24:05,375 --> 00:24:06,875
And I told her
to put the gun down,

478
00:24:06,958 --> 00:24:08,292
and she didn't hesitate.

479
00:24:08,375 --> 00:24:10,375
She shot him
right between the eyes,

480
00:24:11,417 --> 00:24:13,042
and then she aimed
that gun at me.

481
00:24:14,208 --> 00:24:16,667
And she cursed me
for not believing her.

482
00:24:20,792 --> 00:24:22,375
And then
we both shot.

483
00:24:24,833 --> 00:24:27,875
Um, I had better aim.

484
00:24:31,792 --> 00:24:32,875
After that...

485
00:24:35,958 --> 00:24:37,708
I got dark inside, and...

486
00:24:41,375 --> 00:24:44,083
I didn't know who I was anymore,
and I still don't.

487
00:24:49,417 --> 00:24:50,500
And the wife?

488
00:24:51,958 --> 00:24:54,333
I, uh-- I was hard to be around.

489
00:24:55,708 --> 00:24:57,000
I still call her.

490
00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:01,542
She doesn't answer, but...

491
00:25:02,875 --> 00:25:04,000
I don't mind.

492
00:25:05,375 --> 00:25:07,708
I live in hope one day she will.

493
00:25:16,375 --> 00:25:17,792
(gun firing)

494
00:25:17,875 --> 00:25:19,208
(pants)

495
00:25:21,333 --> 00:25:22,958
Automated voice:
<i>You have one message.</i>

496
00:25:23,042 --> 00:25:24,042
(beeping)

497
00:25:25,875 --> 00:25:27,958
Kibner: <i>Hey, Sheriff.
It's the mayor.</i>

498
00:25:28,042 --> 00:25:29,125
- (banging)
<i>- People are really</i>

499
00:25:29,208 --> 00:25:30,958
<i>- liking your light touch.</i>
- (woman groaning)

500
00:25:31,042 --> 00:25:32,542
<i>Have you considered
my offer?</i>

501
00:25:32,625 --> 00:25:33,875
<i>Get back to me
as soon as you can.</i>

502
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:34,958
- Come on!
- (beeping)

503
00:25:35,042 --> 00:25:37,792
I want a sticky bun.
God damn it.

504
00:25:37,875 --> 00:25:39,375
I bet I can help
you with that!

505
00:25:39,708 --> 00:25:41,458
Oh. Hi, Officer.

506
00:25:41,542 --> 00:25:43,000
- Hey.
- I mean Sheriff. I--

507
00:25:43,875 --> 00:25:45,375
- Got stuck.
- Yeah. I see.

508
00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:46,625
Yeah.

509
00:25:46,708 --> 00:25:48,292
Ulysses: Which you think
will knock it down,

510
00:25:48,375 --> 00:25:49,708
the caramel or the cookie?

511
00:25:49,792 --> 00:25:51,875
Lori: Uh, I guess
the caramel should do it.

512
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,458
Ulysses: Yeah.
That's my guess, too.

513
00:25:53,542 --> 00:25:55,958
(people speaking indistinctly)

514
00:25:56,042 --> 00:25:58,500
- What's your dog's name?
- Oh, her name's Olive.

515
00:25:59,542 --> 00:26:00,792
- Nice!
- Yeah!

516
00:26:01,167 --> 00:26:02,792
- Hey, Olive.
- (Olive barking)

517
00:26:02,875 --> 00:26:04,083
What a good dog.

518
00:26:04,542 --> 00:26:05,875
My name's Ulysses.

519
00:26:06,708 --> 00:26:07,833
I'm Lori.

520
00:26:09,625 --> 00:26:11,167
You know, I wish these
things had dog food.

521
00:26:13,500 --> 00:26:15,875
- Yeah. Well, someday.
- Yeah.

522
00:26:16,708 --> 00:26:19,500
All right. Well, uh,
watch out for the moose.

523
00:26:20,250 --> 00:26:23,083
- Lori: Moose?
- Yeah. Big.

524
00:26:23,542 --> 00:26:25,375
Be careful. He might
try and paint you.

525
00:26:26,083 --> 00:26:27,083
Moose?

526
00:26:39,833 --> 00:26:41,833
- (knocking at door)
- Yeah?

527
00:26:42,792 --> 00:26:45,625
- (phone ringing outside)
- (chuckles)

528
00:26:45,708 --> 00:26:48,375
(woman on radio
speaking indistinctly)

529
00:26:48,500 --> 00:26:49,500
Ulysses: Thanks.

530
00:26:50,542 --> 00:26:52,000
Look. I...

531
00:26:53,792 --> 00:26:55,417
I don't know
if I should say this.

532
00:26:57,708 --> 00:27:00,208
But our mustaches
are so similar.

533
00:27:01,792 --> 00:27:03,375
We're like a couple brothers.

534
00:27:04,417 --> 00:27:05,792
Or at least a couple uncles.

535
00:27:06,542 --> 00:27:08,500
(phone ringing)

536
00:27:09,792 --> 00:27:12,250
Well, I should probably
get back at it, so...

537
00:27:15,042 --> 00:27:17,875
("Ain't Nobody's Business What
I Do" by Davy Graham playing)

538
00:27:24,542 --> 00:27:27,125
♪ <i>Since you left me, baby</i> ♪

539
00:27:27,208 --> 00:27:28,333
♪ <i>I'm out all night...</i> ♪

540
00:27:28,417 --> 00:27:30,458
Ulysses: <i>How can love go away?</i>

541
00:27:30,542 --> 00:27:32,625
<i>I mean, did I take
it for granted?</i>

542
00:27:32,708 --> 00:27:33,875
<i>I guess I did.</i>

543
00:27:34,375 --> 00:27:36,250
<i>I didn't protect that girl,</i>

544
00:27:36,375 --> 00:27:38,167
<i>and I lost you in the bargain.</i>

545
00:27:38,958 --> 00:27:42,333
<i>You said I shut down, Penny.
You were right.</i>

546
00:27:45,083 --> 00:27:46,417
(siren squeals)

547
00:27:46,542 --> 00:27:48,208
<i>Is this what happened
to Gunderson?</i>

548
00:27:48,833 --> 00:27:51,333
<i>Did he give up
and say, "Fuck it,"</i>

549
00:27:51,875 --> 00:27:53,708
<i>walk into the snow buck naked?</i>

550
00:27:54,958 --> 00:27:56,875
<i>Oh, that's a hell
of a way to die.</i>

551
00:27:59,042 --> 00:28:00,958
Alex: I'm not doing
anything wrong.

552
00:28:02,042 --> 00:28:03,083
You been drinking?

553
00:28:06,083 --> 00:28:08,875
Not when I was driving.
I pulled off to start.

554
00:28:11,208 --> 00:28:12,875
(sniffs) Bourbon?

555
00:28:17,417 --> 00:28:20,542
- That's very impressive.
- You mind if I join you?

556
00:28:21,792 --> 00:28:23,208
I'd-- Joi...

557
00:28:28,167 --> 00:28:29,250
(Alex groans)

558
00:28:35,083 --> 00:28:36,500
That's a cool belt.

559
00:28:39,542 --> 00:28:40,542
I'm Alex.

560
00:28:41,208 --> 00:28:42,417
Ulysses: I'm Ulysses.

561
00:28:43,375 --> 00:28:45,417
Can I have the cheap booze?

562
00:28:50,375 --> 00:28:52,250
You're Gunderson's
daughter, right?

563
00:28:55,042 --> 00:28:56,042
No.

564
00:28:57,083 --> 00:28:58,083
Oh.

565
00:28:59,333 --> 00:29:02,792
Yeah. Okay. Um, you're...
you're Gunderson's kid.

566
00:29:03,542 --> 00:29:06,833
He had lots of pictures of you
on the wall in his office.

567
00:29:07,333 --> 00:29:08,375
You got his eyes.

568
00:29:10,042 --> 00:29:13,042
Yeah. Those are old pictures.

569
00:29:15,208 --> 00:29:16,542
He's very proud of me.

570
00:29:17,625 --> 00:29:19,958
Daddy's little girl
going military.

571
00:29:20,500 --> 00:29:22,500
Couldn't keep that up.
(chuckles)

572
00:29:25,042 --> 00:29:26,125
You were having an argument

573
00:29:26,208 --> 00:29:28,167
with Deputy Blaine
outside the house.

574
00:29:28,250 --> 00:29:29,375
What was that about?

575
00:29:30,667 --> 00:29:31,792
The mayor.

576
00:29:31,875 --> 00:29:36,167
Uh, he didn't want me
to attend the memorial service,

577
00:29:36,250 --> 00:29:41,875
because he said that I would be
too much of a distraction.

578
00:29:43,042 --> 00:29:46,375
- Well, fuck the mayor.
- Alex: (chuckles) Yeah.

579
00:29:46,500 --> 00:29:48,250
This town used
to know right from wrong

580
00:29:48,375 --> 00:29:50,542
before Mayor Kibner
got here and...

581
00:29:51,667 --> 00:29:52,875
Tried to make my dad see that,

582
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:56,167
but he was stuck
between me and the town.

583
00:29:59,042 --> 00:30:01,000
And then I made
him choose, and...

584
00:30:06,875 --> 00:30:07,833
It killed him.

585
00:30:09,250 --> 00:30:11,042
And I don't know what to do.

586
00:30:13,625 --> 00:30:14,708
Neither do I.

587
00:30:16,375 --> 00:30:18,458
But I got an idea
where we could start.

588
00:30:18,542 --> 00:30:20,208
You want to give me that?

589
00:30:28,958 --> 00:30:30,208
Did you catch that?

590
00:30:31,208 --> 00:30:33,208
Yeah. It's my one trick.

591
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:38,333
How long you been awake?

592
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:40,208
That's a great question.

593
00:30:41,708 --> 00:30:43,167
I got a place you
can crash.

594
00:30:43,875 --> 00:30:45,083
It's a safe place.

595
00:30:46,167 --> 00:30:48,375
<i>It's the safest place
in town.</i>

596
00:30:56,208 --> 00:30:58,708
- Alex: This?
- Ulysses: Yeah.

597
00:30:58,792 --> 00:31:01,208
Alex: Hilarious. (chuckles)

598
00:31:01,333 --> 00:31:02,708
Ulysses: Breakfast is included.

599
00:31:04,250 --> 00:31:05,708
Can I get you anything else?

600
00:31:07,500 --> 00:31:08,625
Lock the door.

601
00:31:11,208 --> 00:31:12,208
Sure.

602
00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:19,250
I'll be in my office.
Just yell.

603
00:31:20,083 --> 00:31:21,542
I'll either
be sleeping or...

604
00:31:22,833 --> 00:31:23,958
drinking.

605
00:31:25,208 --> 00:31:26,250
Goodnight.

606
00:31:27,375 --> 00:31:29,417
(footsteps receding)

607
00:31:29,542 --> 00:31:30,792
("Trouble" by Connie Converse
playing)

608
00:31:30,875 --> 00:31:32,208
♪ <i>Ever since we met...</i> ♪

609
00:31:32,333 --> 00:31:33,625
Lori: It's gonna
run like clockwork.

610
00:31:33,708 --> 00:31:35,000
(sighs)

611
00:31:35,625 --> 00:31:36,667
Hey.

612
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,000
- You okay?
- Yeah.

613
00:31:40,083 --> 00:31:41,625
♪ <i>If you go away</i> ♪

614
00:31:41,708 --> 00:31:44,208
♪ <i>As trouble ought to do</i> ♪

615
00:31:44,333 --> 00:31:46,417
♪ <i>Where will I find
Another soul</i> ♪

616
00:31:46,542 --> 00:31:49,875
♪ <i>To tell my trouble to?</i> ♪

617
00:31:53,500 --> 00:31:56,417
♪ <i>Then my bed is
made of stone</i> ♪

618
00:31:56,542 --> 00:31:59,792
♪ <i>A star has burned my eye</i> ♪

619
00:31:59,875 --> 00:32:02,208
Ulysses: Good morning,
food enthusiasts.

620
00:32:02,333 --> 00:32:04,542
♪ <i>And teach her how to cry</i> ♪

621
00:32:04,667 --> 00:32:06,708
♪ <i>But if you go away</i> ♪

622
00:32:06,833 --> 00:32:09,250
♪ <i>As trouble ought to do</i> ♪

623
00:32:09,375 --> 00:32:11,625
♪ <i>Where will I find
Another soul</i> ♪

624
00:32:11,708 --> 00:32:13,958
♪ <i>To tell my trouble to?</i> ♪

625
00:32:14,792 --> 00:32:15,708
Second Street right here,

626
00:32:16,667 --> 00:32:18,458
we cannot block that off

627
00:32:18,542 --> 00:32:22,125
because what if Mr. Neville has
some sort of a terrible fall

628
00:32:22,208 --> 00:32:23,417
down here at his house

629
00:32:23,542 --> 00:32:26,083
and then Mrs. Neville gets
him into the vehicle--

630
00:32:26,208 --> 00:32:28,333
What? How? No, no.
She's a tiny little thing.

631
00:32:28,417 --> 00:32:29,958
- How is she gonna--
- Mike: I don't know.

632
00:32:30,042 --> 00:32:32,708
Maybe they have a dolly
or a wheelbarrow or something.

633
00:32:33,208 --> 00:32:36,083
Uh, boss, do
you wanna describe

634
00:32:36,208 --> 00:32:38,208
standard operating procedure
to the civilian for me?

635
00:32:38,333 --> 00:32:41,542
Well,
it's an emergency situation?

636
00:32:41,667 --> 00:32:42,958
It's an emergency.

637
00:32:43,042 --> 00:32:45,875
I'm with Sally.
Just move the cones.

638
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,250
Mike: Have we lost all
respect for cones?

639
00:32:48,375 --> 00:32:50,500
(alarm blaring)

640
00:32:51,042 --> 00:32:53,542
Ulysses: The hell is that?
Is that a test?

641
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:55,875
Shit.

642
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:59,000
(alarm continuing)

643
00:33:04,542 --> 00:33:05,792
- (clicking)
- (alarm shutting off)

644
00:33:05,875 --> 00:33:06,792
(sighs)

645
00:33:07,833 --> 00:33:09,792
Oh, shit. Oh.

646
00:33:11,625 --> 00:33:13,250
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

647
00:33:13,375 --> 00:33:14,542
- Right behind you.
- Come on!

648
00:33:14,625 --> 00:33:15,542
Okay then.

649
00:33:15,667 --> 00:33:16,625
- (racking gun)
- (screaming)

650
00:33:16,708 --> 00:33:19,125
Lori: Everybody,
down and stay down!

651
00:33:19,208 --> 00:33:20,875
- Keith: Guns, kick 'em to me!
- Lori: Nobody move!

652
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,458
Keith: Come on! Kick 'em to me!

653
00:33:23,542 --> 00:33:26,042
Okay. Shit.

654
00:33:26,542 --> 00:33:28,083
All right, babe! All clear!

655
00:33:28,208 --> 00:33:29,792
- Lori: You!
- Keith: Just stay down.

656
00:33:29,875 --> 00:33:32,625
Lori: Fill them! Fill them!
Fill them! Fill 'em!

657
00:33:32,708 --> 00:33:33,875
In the bags!

658
00:33:34,500 --> 00:33:36,167
Do what we say
and no one gets hurt!

659
00:33:36,250 --> 00:33:37,375
Keith: Everything's
going to be okay.

660
00:33:37,500 --> 00:33:38,875
Lori: Come on!
Come on! Come on!

661
00:33:39,958 --> 00:33:41,875
Where... Where is
the rest of it? This is it?

662
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:43,875
Sorry. Nobody uses
cash anymore.

663
00:33:44,833 --> 00:33:46,333
Lori: Babe, this is,
like, two grand.

664
00:33:46,417 --> 00:33:47,500
Keith: Fuck.

665
00:33:48,958 --> 00:33:50,292
- Lori: That's not enough.
- Keith: Fuck!

666
00:33:50,375 --> 00:33:51,458
Lori: It's not enough! Fuck!

667
00:33:51,542 --> 00:33:52,958
We did all this for two grand?

668
00:33:53,042 --> 00:33:54,167
Take me to the vault.

669
00:33:54,250 --> 00:33:55,458
Really? The vault? Really?

670
00:33:55,542 --> 00:33:58,208
Yeah. Please, Terry,
to the vault.

671
00:33:59,083 --> 00:34:02,417
Lori: Stay right there.
Stay right there. Oh, shit.

672
00:34:02,542 --> 00:34:04,417
Keith: Keep your hands where
I can goddamn see them!

673
00:34:04,542 --> 00:34:06,000
Lori: Hey,
nobody move!

674
00:34:06,542 --> 00:34:08,542
Baby, we don't have the fucking
time to go into the vault.

675
00:34:08,625 --> 00:34:10,708
- We have to go.
- Then we make the time.

676
00:34:10,792 --> 00:34:11,792
Then we make the fucking time.

677
00:34:11,875 --> 00:34:15,083
(groans loudly)

678
00:34:15,208 --> 00:34:16,708
Lori: What's
wrong with him?

679
00:34:17,042 --> 00:34:19,375
- Hey.
- Lori: Oh, my God. Fuck!

680
00:34:19,500 --> 00:34:20,542
- Sir?
- Man: Help.

681
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:22,875
- Lori: Don't kick him!
- Are you okay?

682
00:34:22,958 --> 00:34:24,000
Lori: Stop asking questions.

683
00:34:24,083 --> 00:34:25,792
Don't you see
he's having a heart attack?

684
00:34:25,875 --> 00:34:27,500
- Help him! Help him!
- Shit!

685
00:34:28,083 --> 00:34:29,958
Lori: You said no one was
going to get hurt.

686
00:34:30,042 --> 00:34:31,625
This is not going
like clockwork!

687
00:34:31,708 --> 00:34:34,458
- (groans)
- I... I can't open it!

688
00:34:34,542 --> 00:34:36,000
- Lori: Push and twist!
- I'm pushing!

689
00:34:36,083 --> 00:34:37,708
I'm pushing and I'm twisting!
I'm pushing and I'm twisting.

690
00:34:37,792 --> 00:34:40,333
Lori: Push and twist!
It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.

691
00:34:40,417 --> 00:34:41,333
(groans)

692
00:34:41,417 --> 00:34:44,167
Okay. Okay. Here
you go. Here you go.

693
00:34:44,250 --> 00:34:46,250
Lori: Yeah. Come on.
There we go.

694
00:34:46,375 --> 00:34:48,875
- (groans)
- Okay. There we go!

695
00:34:48,958 --> 00:34:49,958
Problem solved!

696
00:34:50,042 --> 00:34:51,417
Keith: He's still having
a heart attack.

697
00:34:51,542 --> 00:34:53,375
He's stopped breathing!
He's stopped breathing, babe!

698
00:34:53,500 --> 00:34:55,208
- Lori: Help him! Help him!
- Keith: Okay!

699
00:34:55,333 --> 00:34:56,625
Lori: Chest compressions!

700
00:34:56,708 --> 00:34:58,958
- It's fine. It's gonna be fine.
- (grunts)

701
00:34:59,042 --> 00:35:01,375
- Come on. Come on.
- (Keith grunting)

702
00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:03,000
- Lori: Nobody move!
- (beeping)

703
00:35:03,083 --> 00:35:04,958
It's gonna be fine.

704
00:35:05,042 --> 00:35:06,708
(phone beeping, vibrating)

705
00:35:06,792 --> 00:35:08,458
(speaking Japanese)

706
00:35:08,542 --> 00:35:11,542
(phone beeping, vibrating)

707
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:18,958
Come on. Come on.

708
00:35:19,042 --> 00:35:21,625
(Keith grunts)

709
00:35:21,708 --> 00:35:26,542
(phone beeping, vibrating)

710
00:35:27,542 --> 00:35:28,875
Shit.

711
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:30,875
Blaine on radio: <i>Sheriff,
when we get to the bank,</i>

712
00:35:30,958 --> 00:35:32,292
<i>you let me and Mike
handle things.</i>

713
00:35:32,375 --> 00:35:33,875
Mike on radio: <i>Yeah.
You best supervise.</i>

714
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,208
<i>You know,
you just hang back--</i>

715
00:35:35,333 --> 00:35:36,792
- (Keith grunts)
- Lori: It's gonna be fine.

716
00:35:36,875 --> 00:35:38,000
Come on.

717
00:35:38,083 --> 00:35:41,667
(screaming)

718
00:35:44,875 --> 00:35:47,333
- (Lori shouting)
- (gun firing)

719
00:35:47,417 --> 00:35:48,333
(screaming)

720
00:35:48,417 --> 00:35:50,250
- (firing)
- (yelping)

721
00:35:50,375 --> 00:35:51,375
- (firing)
- (grunting)

722
00:35:51,500 --> 00:35:53,417
- (firing)
- (screaming)

723
00:35:53,542 --> 00:35:55,250
(groans)

724
00:35:55,375 --> 00:35:58,625
Keith! Oh, my God!

725
00:35:58,708 --> 00:36:00,083
Baby, I'm so sorry!

726
00:36:00,208 --> 00:36:02,625
- Let me see. Let me see.
- You shot me.

727
00:36:02,708 --> 00:36:04,125
It was an accident!

728
00:36:04,208 --> 00:36:06,875
Keith: It's just a nick.
The stab wound's worse.

729
00:36:06,958 --> 00:36:08,792
- I'm sorry!
- You killed the other guys.

730
00:36:08,875 --> 00:36:12,042
Yeah. What do I do?
What do I do? What do I do?

731
00:36:12,167 --> 00:36:13,042
(grunts)

732
00:36:14,167 --> 00:36:15,542
Keep going.

733
00:36:17,083 --> 00:36:19,667
(sirens wailing)

734
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:35,125
- (phone ringing)
- Lori: Okay. Right. Come on.

735
00:36:35,208 --> 00:36:37,000
- Excuse me? Miss?
- What?

736
00:36:37,083 --> 00:36:39,792
- Do you want me to get that?
- What?

737
00:36:39,875 --> 00:36:41,250
Terry: The machine will get it.

738
00:36:41,375 --> 00:36:43,625
- Lori: Come on. Come on.
- (phone ringing)

739
00:36:43,708 --> 00:36:45,167
- No one's answering.
- Keep trying!

740
00:36:45,250 --> 00:36:47,250
What's the point?
It's all automated now anyway.

741
00:36:47,375 --> 00:36:48,667
(dog barking)

742
00:36:49,958 --> 00:36:50,958
(whining)

743
00:36:54,542 --> 00:36:55,708
What's he doing?

744
00:36:56,875 --> 00:36:58,417
Ulysses:
Hey, it's okay, Olive.

745
00:36:58,542 --> 00:36:59,500
Is that a dog?

746
00:37:01,792 --> 00:37:03,875
Mike, cover at
the rear.

747
00:37:03,958 --> 00:37:06,000
- Deputy, cover my ass.
- Oh, just hang on.

748
00:37:06,083 --> 00:37:08,625
Guys... I'm going in.

749
00:37:08,708 --> 00:37:10,333
The fuck you are.

750
00:37:11,833 --> 00:37:13,000
- Sir.
- Look.

751
00:37:13,083 --> 00:37:14,292
Let's just wait for
some more backup.

752
00:37:14,375 --> 00:37:15,958
If we don't play this right,

753
00:37:16,042 --> 00:37:17,708
we're going to have
a massacre in there.

754
00:37:19,833 --> 00:37:21,792
- You guys okay?
- Mike: Yeah.

755
00:37:22,208 --> 00:37:23,167
Calm down.

756
00:37:23,875 --> 00:37:24,958
This is messy.

757
00:37:26,375 --> 00:37:28,167
What are we going
to do about him?

758
00:37:29,417 --> 00:37:32,708
- Why you asking me?
- Calm cleans messy.

759
00:37:33,250 --> 00:37:37,333
- I'm going to talk to them.
- (cell phone ringing)

760
00:37:39,625 --> 00:37:41,375
Blaine: We got us a situation.

761
00:37:42,667 --> 00:37:43,958
Yeah, I do know what
I signed up for,

762
00:37:44,042 --> 00:37:46,333
but jeez, I didn't think
I'd actually have to do it.

763
00:37:47,083 --> 00:37:48,208
Hello?

764
00:37:56,208 --> 00:37:57,208
Fuck.

765
00:37:58,083 --> 00:37:59,042
Deputy, what did he say?

766
00:37:59,792 --> 00:38:00,958
You know what he said.

767
00:38:02,375 --> 00:38:04,083
We all agreed
to the same damn thing.

768
00:38:08,958 --> 00:38:09,958
Come on. Come on. Come on.

769
00:38:10,042 --> 00:38:11,542
Ulysses: Stay cool!
I'm coming in!

770
00:38:20,875 --> 00:38:22,167
- Lori: You okay?
- (breathes heavily)

771
00:38:22,833 --> 00:38:23,875
Yeah.

772
00:38:28,042 --> 00:38:29,167
Damn it.

773
00:38:34,708 --> 00:38:35,875
- (gun firing)
- Ah!

774
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,542
(gun firing, glass shattering)

775
00:38:40,083 --> 00:38:43,083
- (grunting)
- (hostages screaming)

776
00:38:43,208 --> 00:38:44,542
(coughing)

777
00:38:44,625 --> 00:38:45,875
Mike: Oh, shit.
Did you hit his vest?

778
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:47,042
Fuck.

779
00:38:47,792 --> 00:38:48,958
- (gun firing)
- (shouting)

780
00:38:49,042 --> 00:38:51,125
Hold fire! Hold fire!
Hold your fucking fire!

781
00:38:51,208 --> 00:38:52,125
You have someone out there?

782
00:38:52,208 --> 00:38:53,875
Why are they shooting at you?

783
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:57,000
(guns firing)

784
00:38:57,375 --> 00:38:59,083
- Ah!
- (firing)

785
00:38:59,208 --> 00:39:00,167
Motherfucker!

786
00:39:00,250 --> 00:39:02,958
(firing)

787
00:39:03,042 --> 00:39:04,458
- Ah!
- (firing)

788
00:39:04,542 --> 00:39:06,542
(grunts) Did I get him?

789
00:39:06,667 --> 00:39:07,792
- Uh--
- Did I get him?

790
00:39:07,875 --> 00:39:09,167
Yeah. Yeah. No.

791
00:39:09,250 --> 00:39:11,708
- (gun firing)
- (yelping)

792
00:39:11,833 --> 00:39:13,042
(panting)

793
00:39:15,208 --> 00:39:17,167
Ah! My ear!

794
00:39:17,542 --> 00:39:19,000
- Mike, my ear!
- (groans)

795
00:39:19,958 --> 00:39:21,625
- (grunting)
- (clicking)

796
00:39:21,708 --> 00:39:22,958
Get down!

797
00:39:23,042 --> 00:39:24,167
- (firing)
- (shouting)

798
00:39:28,083 --> 00:39:29,083
Fuck!

799
00:39:31,042 --> 00:39:33,625
(Blaine groaning)

800
00:39:33,708 --> 00:39:34,792
- (gun firing)
- (Lori shrieking)

801
00:39:34,875 --> 00:39:35,875
Get behind me!

802
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:37,083
(firing)

803
00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:38,208
Go! Go! Go!

804
00:39:38,333 --> 00:39:39,625
(clicking)

805
00:39:39,708 --> 00:39:40,708
(firing)

806
00:39:40,792 --> 00:39:41,708
You too! Come on!

807
00:39:41,792 --> 00:39:43,083
(gun firing)

808
00:39:44,333 --> 00:39:47,417
(firing)

809
00:39:47,542 --> 00:39:49,708
(people shouting)

810
00:39:53,958 --> 00:39:55,875
(groaning)

811
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:57,875
- Ulysses: Move! Move!
- (people shouting)

812
00:39:57,958 --> 00:39:58,958
Man: Don't shoot!
Don't shoot!

813
00:39:59,042 --> 00:40:00,042
Stop!

814
00:40:03,542 --> 00:40:04,667
I shot Teddy.

815
00:40:05,875 --> 00:40:08,417
It's fine, alright? Just... Just
help me with my ear.

816
00:40:08,542 --> 00:40:09,958
You think they can
put it back on?

817
00:40:10,042 --> 00:40:11,875
- Okay. Oh, that's bad.
- Blaine: I need more snow.

818
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,958
Mike: Oh, that's bad.
Really bad.

819
00:40:15,042 --> 00:40:16,875
Is this some kind of setup?
Are you guys in on this?

820
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:19,625
No! We're just--
Shooting at us I get.

821
00:40:19,708 --> 00:40:21,708
It's fair.
We're robbing the bank.

822
00:40:21,833 --> 00:40:23,000
But you're
the sheriff.

823
00:40:23,083 --> 00:40:24,167
Why are they
shooting at you?

824
00:40:24,250 --> 00:40:25,250
I'm at a loss.

825
00:40:25,375 --> 00:40:26,417
Lori: But you're the sheriff!

826
00:40:26,542 --> 00:40:28,042
I'm the goddamn substitute.

827
00:40:28,167 --> 00:40:29,083
- What, man?
- What?

828
00:40:29,208 --> 00:40:30,542
What are you
talking about, man?

829
00:40:30,625 --> 00:40:31,958
- Hey!
- Okay!

830
00:40:32,042 --> 00:40:33,833
- I'm sorry!
- What's going on?

831
00:40:36,042 --> 00:40:37,542
Why didn't you guys just
take the till?

832
00:40:37,625 --> 00:40:39,167
When you asked about
the vault, they... they...

833
00:40:39,250 --> 00:40:40,542
What about the vault?

834
00:40:43,250 --> 00:40:45,042
Don't make me
ask twice.

835
00:40:52,875 --> 00:40:54,542
Holy shit.

836
00:40:58,625 --> 00:41:01,375
Yeah. We weren't after this.

837
00:41:01,708 --> 00:41:03,792
- What is this?
- Oh.

838
00:41:03,875 --> 00:41:05,500
Oh, come on.

839
00:41:07,042 --> 00:41:08,708
Hey! Come back here!

840
00:41:08,833 --> 00:41:09,792
Where you going?

841
00:41:10,542 --> 00:41:12,000
Calm the fuck down!

842
00:41:13,208 --> 00:41:14,875
Be cool, man.
Just chill. Chill.

843
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:16,708
Terry: We're beyond
chill, mother--

844
00:41:16,792 --> 00:41:18,208
- Ah!
- (gun firing)

845
00:41:18,333 --> 00:41:19,458
(thudding)

846
00:41:19,542 --> 00:41:20,542
Oh.

847
00:41:22,542 --> 00:41:27,042
(panting)

848
00:41:28,792 --> 00:41:30,708
(knocking)

849
00:41:33,958 --> 00:41:35,333
Lori: Okay. We gotta
put pressure on it.

850
00:41:35,417 --> 00:41:37,000
Ready? One, two, three.

851
00:41:37,083 --> 00:41:39,042
- (groaning) Oh, yeah.
- I know. I'm sorry.

852
00:41:39,167 --> 00:41:40,042
That stings.

853
00:41:40,167 --> 00:41:42,792
(knocking)

854
00:41:42,875 --> 00:41:44,042
(groaning)

855
00:41:44,167 --> 00:41:46,708
(knocking)

856
00:41:51,250 --> 00:41:52,875
(gun firing)

857
00:41:52,958 --> 00:41:53,958
(yelping)

858
00:41:54,042 --> 00:41:55,417
(shouting) Mike, is that you?

859
00:41:55,542 --> 00:41:56,875
I can hear your jacket!

860
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:58,000
No, boss!

861
00:42:00,208 --> 00:42:02,708
- (firing)
- (grunting)

862
00:42:02,792 --> 00:42:03,958
(gun firing)

863
00:42:06,417 --> 00:42:07,375
Go around!

864
00:42:07,958 --> 00:42:10,000
Please, get
us out of here.

865
00:42:11,208 --> 00:42:12,083
Oh.

866
00:42:12,333 --> 00:42:14,250
- What's happening?
- Ulysses: Heck if I know.

867
00:42:14,375 --> 00:42:15,792
It's Lori, right?

868
00:42:15,875 --> 00:42:17,542
Yeah. This is Keith.

869
00:42:17,625 --> 00:42:18,708
That's Ulysses.

870
00:42:19,625 --> 00:42:23,000
Oh, hey. Did you ever
get dog food for Olive?

871
00:42:23,083 --> 00:42:25,333
- Yeah, I did.
- Ulysses: Good.

872
00:42:25,417 --> 00:42:26,792
What is going
on here?

873
00:42:27,375 --> 00:42:29,042
I don't know what
the hell this is,

874
00:42:29,958 --> 00:42:33,542
but they shot at me
and you didn't,

875
00:42:33,625 --> 00:42:36,542
so the way I see it, this
fucked-up little trio of ours,

876
00:42:36,625 --> 00:42:38,333
we're a team.
You good with that?

877
00:42:38,417 --> 00:42:39,500
Lori: Yes, sir.

878
00:42:41,500 --> 00:42:42,500
Yes, sir.

879
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:45,083
How you feeling?

880
00:42:45,417 --> 00:42:47,250
Yeah, about as
good as I look.

881
00:42:47,375 --> 00:42:49,250
So worse than
I thought, then.

882
00:42:50,083 --> 00:42:52,083
(phone ringing)

883
00:42:52,208 --> 00:42:54,167
I'll buy
us some time.

884
00:42:54,708 --> 00:42:55,875
Time for what?

885
00:42:56,667 --> 00:42:57,708
I'm working on that.

886
00:42:58,500 --> 00:42:59,958
See what's inside
those crates.

887
00:43:01,042 --> 00:43:04,292
- Why?
- Because they look military,

888
00:43:04,375 --> 00:43:05,792
and we look outgunned.

889
00:43:07,708 --> 00:43:10,375
(groaning)

890
00:43:13,875 --> 00:43:15,875
Deputy Blaine?
You still with us?

891
00:43:16,042 --> 00:43:18,042
Kibner: <i>Yeah. Luckily
for you, he is.</i>

892
00:43:18,667 --> 00:43:21,125
<i>You managed to shoot
his ear off, I'll tell you.</i>

893
00:43:21,208 --> 00:43:22,333
Mayor.

894
00:43:22,417 --> 00:43:23,875
Kibner: <i>Yeah. Sheriff...</i>

895
00:43:25,333 --> 00:43:26,375
Sheriff?

896
00:43:27,875 --> 00:43:28,958
He hung up on me.

897
00:43:29,667 --> 00:43:31,042
The fucker
hung up on me.

898
00:43:32,042 --> 00:43:33,708
No, no, no.
Lower your guns.

899
00:43:33,833 --> 00:43:36,083
My bad. My bad. Bars.

900
00:43:37,542 --> 00:43:39,042
All right. Here.
I got him. I got him.

901
00:43:39,167 --> 00:43:40,042
You were saying?

902
00:43:40,167 --> 00:43:41,458
Kibner: <i>Yeah. I was saying</i>

903
00:43:41,542 --> 00:43:45,792
that I asked my deputy
to shoot you clean through,

904
00:43:45,875 --> 00:43:49,625
but I guess, like, a small
request is too much for him.

905
00:43:49,708 --> 00:43:51,792
<i>What are you, blind?</i>

906
00:43:51,875 --> 00:43:53,625
Blaine: <i>Sorry. Snow
got into my eye,</i>

907
00:43:53,708 --> 00:43:55,625
<i>so I had to close it
and... and...</i>

908
00:43:55,708 --> 00:43:56,875
Kibner: <i>You what?</i>

909
00:43:57,042 --> 00:43:58,375
I've seen what's in the vault.

910
00:43:58,500 --> 00:44:00,875
- (banging)
- Who's in on this?

911
00:44:00,958 --> 00:44:03,375
Is it you and Blaine or
the whole department?

912
00:44:04,375 --> 00:44:08,625
Son, I have got
the whole town at my back.

913
00:44:09,958 --> 00:44:13,167
Let me explain.
You're just one cop.

914
00:44:13,250 --> 00:44:17,375
We're Normal, population 1,890.

915
00:44:21,667 --> 00:44:23,083
What's it all about, Mayor?

916
00:44:23,875 --> 00:44:25,542
Kibner: <i>What's this all about?</i>

917
00:44:27,417 --> 00:44:29,167
You know, main
streets like ours...

918
00:44:30,625 --> 00:44:34,125
they are like strewn
corpses across America,

919
00:44:34,208 --> 00:44:36,333
holding on
by a thread,

920
00:44:36,417 --> 00:44:39,417
hoping they can keep
a dialysis center open

921
00:44:39,542 --> 00:44:40,875
or a little thrift shop

922
00:44:41,042 --> 00:44:44,167
<i>or an antique store
with no antiques.</i>

923
00:44:44,250 --> 00:44:47,333
<i>They've been plundered
by banks and conglomerates.</i>

924
00:44:47,417 --> 00:44:49,542
So when the Yakuza came

925
00:44:49,667 --> 00:44:51,000
and said they want
to make a deal--

926
00:44:51,083 --> 00:44:52,875
With the Yakuza?

927
00:44:53,042 --> 00:44:54,167
Kibner: <i>Trust me.</i>

928
00:44:54,250 --> 00:44:55,708
<i>They're a thing.</i>

929
00:44:55,833 --> 00:44:57,875
<i>They make a lot
of money in America.</i>

930
00:44:57,958 --> 00:44:59,625
<i>They can't ship
it all home.</i>

931
00:44:59,708 --> 00:45:01,042
<i>So when they
asked us to hold</i>

932
00:45:01,167 --> 00:45:03,375
<i>a portion of their
illicit US profits--</i>

933
00:45:03,500 --> 00:45:05,125
<i>For a percentage,
mind--</i>

934
00:45:05,208 --> 00:45:07,542
<i>I said, "Sure. We'll
take it."</i>

935
00:45:07,667 --> 00:45:09,958
And the whole town
sold its soul.

936
00:45:10,042 --> 00:45:11,542
Not the whole town.

937
00:45:11,625 --> 00:45:14,042
There was
some negative Nancys.

938
00:45:15,042 --> 00:45:18,208
But I took care
of them, trust me.

939
00:45:20,208 --> 00:45:21,708
Ulysses: And, uh...

940
00:45:21,792 --> 00:45:24,042
me having seen what I've seen,

941
00:45:24,167 --> 00:45:26,792
I guess there's no way
out of this for me alive.

942
00:45:26,917 --> 00:45:29,792
You know, there's a way.
You want a deal?

943
00:45:29,917 --> 00:45:32,000
Ulysses:
<i>What kind of deal?</i>

944
00:45:32,083 --> 00:45:35,167
You put a bullet in the head
of those two assholes

945
00:45:35,250 --> 00:45:36,917
that started this trouble,

946
00:45:37,792 --> 00:45:39,042
<i>the blood on your hands</i>

947
00:45:39,167 --> 00:45:41,042
<i>is insurance enough for me.</i>

948
00:45:41,625 --> 00:45:43,208
What do you say?

949
00:45:51,417 --> 00:45:53,125
All right,
now, he hung up on me.

950
00:45:53,208 --> 00:45:56,125
Now, he hung up on me!
Guns up!

951
00:45:56,208 --> 00:45:58,042
Officer: All right,
here we go, here we go.

952
00:46:00,375 --> 00:46:01,542
What'd you find?

953
00:46:01,625 --> 00:46:02,958
(moose grunting)

954
00:46:03,042 --> 00:46:04,417
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.

955
00:46:05,208 --> 00:46:07,708
- There it is.
- (moose bellowing)

956
00:46:08,542 --> 00:46:10,167
(grunting)

957
00:46:10,250 --> 00:46:11,958
It's so beautiful.

958
00:46:12,042 --> 00:46:13,458
(electricity buzzing)

959
00:46:13,542 --> 00:46:16,167
Man: There goes
the substation at Brandon!

960
00:46:16,250 --> 00:46:18,875
Storm must have
knocked the power out.

961
00:46:18,958 --> 00:46:20,375
Oh, darn.

962
00:46:22,917 --> 00:46:24,042
Alex: Hello?

963
00:46:24,917 --> 00:46:26,042
Let me out!

964
00:46:34,708 --> 00:46:36,167
Officer: I think this
is a good omen, right?

965
00:46:37,708 --> 00:46:39,417
(police officers yelping)

966
00:46:42,083 --> 00:46:45,083
- Jesus.
- That's not where I was aiming.

967
00:46:45,625 --> 00:46:47,375
- (tense music playing)
- Let's go.

968
00:46:48,417 --> 00:46:50,042
I think I can see someone.

969
00:46:51,917 --> 00:46:53,375
(police officers screaming)

970
00:46:54,500 --> 00:46:56,708
(screaming)

971
00:46:58,375 --> 00:46:59,667
(screams)

972
00:47:05,375 --> 00:47:08,958
(screaming, shouting)

973
00:47:09,042 --> 00:47:10,208
Give me that.

974
00:47:19,625 --> 00:47:20,958
(music concludes)

975
00:47:22,417 --> 00:47:24,042
(Mike breathes heavily)

976
00:47:24,167 --> 00:47:26,375
- Police officer: Holy shit!
- Fuck this!

977
00:47:27,375 --> 00:47:28,292
Fuck this town!

978
00:47:28,375 --> 00:47:30,917
- Blaine: Calm down, Tom.
- I am outta here!

979
00:47:31,042 --> 00:47:32,500
- (gun firing)
- (groans)

980
00:47:35,250 --> 00:47:38,042
- Anyone else?
- Blaine: No, no, no, no.

981
00:47:39,042 --> 00:47:40,542
We're all good, Joe.
We're all good.

982
00:47:41,250 --> 00:47:43,917
- Where did they go?
- Oh, hey, Mr. Joe.

983
00:47:44,042 --> 00:47:45,167
Where did they go?

984
00:47:45,250 --> 00:47:47,375
They headed down,
back towards Main Street.

985
00:47:48,417 --> 00:47:49,958
You touch the base with Oyabun?

986
00:47:50,833 --> 00:47:51,917
Which means?

987
00:47:52,375 --> 00:47:54,125
There's no way
to get a hold of him.

988
00:47:54,208 --> 00:47:57,958
For all he knows,
his piggy bank was raided.

989
00:47:58,375 --> 00:48:00,208
<i>Oyabun is coming.</i>

990
00:48:02,667 --> 00:48:03,833
(in Japanese)

991
00:48:12,208 --> 00:48:15,042
(wind gusting)

992
00:48:17,208 --> 00:48:18,375
Ulysses: (in English) Go! Go!

993
00:48:21,042 --> 00:48:23,417
Shit. I'm out.
Get off the street.

994
00:48:23,542 --> 00:48:25,333
We're sitting ducks out here.
Keep moving.

995
00:48:25,417 --> 00:48:27,958
- Hey, freeze!
- Ulysses: Oh, shit!

996
00:48:28,917 --> 00:48:31,167
Oh, I'm good. I'm good.
I'm good. I'm just...

997
00:48:31,250 --> 00:48:33,000
Ulysses: Get inside! Get inside!

998
00:48:33,083 --> 00:48:35,042
- Officer: Drop it now!
- Ulysses: Don't shoot!

999
00:48:36,958 --> 00:48:39,042
Stand down! (grunts)

1000
00:48:40,167 --> 00:48:41,875
Keith: Oh! Okay!

1001
00:48:41,958 --> 00:48:43,792
- Oh, God! (groans)
- Come on, baby.

1002
00:48:43,917 --> 00:48:45,958
I thought
this was a normal town,

1003
00:48:46,042 --> 00:48:47,250
but this is not normal.

1004
00:48:49,250 --> 00:48:50,792
Ulysses: Stop shooting!

1005
00:48:51,958 --> 00:48:54,083
- God damn it!
- (ambient music playing)

1006
00:48:54,208 --> 00:48:55,625
Lori: Are both your wounds okay?

1007
00:48:55,750 --> 00:48:56,875
- Yeah.
- (door clanking)

1008
00:48:56,958 --> 00:49:00,250
I think I heard something.
Hold on. Hold on.

1009
00:49:01,333 --> 00:49:02,375
Come on.

1010
00:49:06,500 --> 00:49:07,375
Hello?

1011
00:49:09,208 --> 00:49:11,542
- (shop bell jangling)
- How is he?

1012
00:49:11,667 --> 00:49:14,083
Not good. I think
there's someone in here.

1013
00:49:14,208 --> 00:49:15,250
Mary Beth: Hello?

1014
00:49:16,208 --> 00:49:17,708
- Ulysses: Mary Beth.
- Oh, my God. What happened?

1015
00:49:17,792 --> 00:49:18,792
Have you got a first-aid kit?

1016
00:49:18,917 --> 00:49:21,000
- Yeah, in my stock room.
- (radio static crackles)

1017
00:49:21,083 --> 00:49:23,792
Is that radio working?
How is that on?

1018
00:49:23,917 --> 00:49:25,542
Uh, battery operated.

1019
00:49:25,667 --> 00:49:28,000
You said this
is a CB radio, too, right?

1020
00:49:28,083 --> 00:49:29,417
Where's the mic on this thing?

1021
00:49:29,542 --> 00:49:30,792
Mike: <i>Hey, Knitting Needle,</i>

1022
00:49:30,917 --> 00:49:33,250
<i>if you see the sheriff,
you stop him. He knows.</i>

1023
00:49:33,375 --> 00:49:35,042
Shit! (grunts)

1024
00:49:39,375 --> 00:49:42,417
- (wind gusting)
- (grunts)

1025
00:49:45,958 --> 00:49:47,542
Calm down, Mary Beth!

1026
00:49:49,375 --> 00:49:50,792
We don't wanna hurt you!

1027
00:49:50,917 --> 00:49:55,208
Mary Beth: Sure, you don't.
I wasn't born yesterday!

1028
00:50:07,042 --> 00:50:08,750
(bullets ricocheting)

1029
00:50:10,750 --> 00:50:13,167
(bullets ricocheting)

1030
00:50:13,250 --> 00:50:17,792
Mary Beth: Oh, no, my shop!
Goddamn tourists.

1031
00:50:18,417 --> 00:50:21,500
Ain't got no fucking respect.

1032
00:50:22,750 --> 00:50:23,833
Okay.

1033
00:50:25,917 --> 00:50:27,917
(strains)

1034
00:50:30,042 --> 00:50:32,917
- (screams, gasps)
- (gun clicking)

1035
00:50:33,375 --> 00:50:34,958
- Ha!
- Ulysses: Hey, Mary Beth!

1036
00:50:37,542 --> 00:50:39,667
(screams, grunts)

1037
00:50:39,750 --> 00:50:43,042
Let me go, you fucker! (groans)

1038
00:50:47,042 --> 00:50:48,417
Suck on this!

1039
00:50:51,792 --> 00:50:55,042
(gurgling)

1040
00:50:55,917 --> 00:50:58,500
Lori: Oh, God. Sorry, lady.

1041
00:51:05,958 --> 00:51:07,250
(gasps)

1042
00:51:09,500 --> 00:51:11,167
- Kenny: Let there be light.
- (music concludes)

1043
00:51:11,250 --> 00:51:14,750
- (power whirring)
- ('50s blues rock playing)

1044
00:51:14,833 --> 00:51:19,417
Joe: You don't understand.
Oyabun will have us all killed.

1045
00:51:19,542 --> 00:51:22,542
Blaine: Kenny will help us out.
We'll get nice and warm inside.

1046
00:51:22,667 --> 00:51:25,542
Come on! Regroup and rearm.

1047
00:51:29,083 --> 00:51:30,750
♪ <i>Mm, mm, mm-hmm</i> ♪

1048
00:51:31,917 --> 00:51:33,542
Dr. Velie:
In here, Deputy Blaine.

1049
00:51:33,667 --> 00:51:35,042
(shivers)

1050
00:51:35,167 --> 00:51:36,917
- Kenny: Evening, everybody.
- Blaine: Oh, hey, Kenny.

1051
00:51:37,042 --> 00:51:38,333
Kenny, I'm gonna need
your medical kit.

1052
00:51:38,417 --> 00:51:39,333
Kenny: On it, Doc.

1053
00:51:39,417 --> 00:51:40,833
Kenny, we're gonna need
some more ammo.

1054
00:51:40,917 --> 00:51:42,542
Kenny: Help yourself.
You know where to find it.

1055
00:51:42,667 --> 00:51:45,167
Dr. Velie: Ice for this
severed ear, Kenny!

1056
00:51:45,250 --> 00:51:47,667
So, what's with all
this nighttime commotion?

1057
00:51:47,750 --> 00:51:49,792
Uh, you know,
a pair of bank robbers,

1058
00:51:49,917 --> 00:51:51,792
they decided to team up
with the sheriff

1059
00:51:51,917 --> 00:51:54,208
after they discovered
the Yakuza gold in our vault.

1060
00:51:55,083 --> 00:51:56,917
And they blew up
the mayor, Kenny.

1061
00:51:57,417 --> 00:52:00,125
He's on my face.
It was really gross.

1062
00:52:00,208 --> 00:52:01,333
Kenny: Oh, shit.

1063
00:52:01,417 --> 00:52:04,042
Oyabun is coming to kill us all.

1064
00:52:05,167 --> 00:52:08,750
You have your devil.
We have our Akuma.

1065
00:52:09,208 --> 00:52:10,917
Both fear Oyabun.

1066
00:52:11,375 --> 00:52:15,333
Look, the way I figure it,
with the power down,

1067
00:52:15,750 --> 00:52:17,083
they can't get the word out.

1068
00:52:17,208 --> 00:52:19,083
And with the storm
being what it is,

1069
00:52:19,833 --> 00:52:22,167
they're stuck here with us.

1070
00:52:23,083 --> 00:52:25,542
And you know,
better to be the hunter...

1071
00:52:26,833 --> 00:52:27,833
than the hunted.

1072
00:52:28,917 --> 00:52:29,792
Right?

1073
00:52:29,917 --> 00:52:31,542
- Yeah.
- Yes.

1074
00:52:31,667 --> 00:52:33,042
So, who's up
for an affogato?

1075
00:52:34,042 --> 00:52:34,958
On the house.

1076
00:52:35,042 --> 00:52:36,750
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

1077
00:52:37,500 --> 00:52:38,667
- (music concludes)
- Open that.

1078
00:52:38,750 --> 00:52:41,875
Oh, damn.
Oh, God. Gimme some tape.

1079
00:52:41,958 --> 00:52:43,000
Where's Olive?

1080
00:52:43,083 --> 00:52:44,333
Lori: She's in the car,
sweetheart.

1081
00:52:44,667 --> 00:52:46,042
We left the heater on,
remember?

1082
00:52:46,917 --> 00:52:50,333
So, it's just us three versus
this entire whack-ass town?

1083
00:52:50,458 --> 00:52:52,208
Well, usually,
when you rob a bank,

1084
00:52:52,333 --> 00:52:53,958
there are consequences.

1085
00:52:54,042 --> 00:52:56,042
Although this,
this is a new one.

1086
00:52:57,542 --> 00:52:58,958
We just wanted something.

1087
00:52:59,375 --> 00:53:01,458
If we get through
whatever the fuck this is,

1088
00:53:01,542 --> 00:53:03,083
that'll be something.

1089
00:53:03,792 --> 00:53:06,208
(grunting) Okay.
What's the plan?

1090
00:53:06,750 --> 00:53:09,125
We're gonna go
to the police station.

1091
00:53:09,208 --> 00:53:12,458
They got a snowplow there.
We'll get the fuck out of Dodge.

1092
00:53:12,542 --> 00:53:15,375
Okay. I can drive a snowplow.

1093
00:53:15,542 --> 00:53:17,167
Ulysses: Then you're the man.

1094
00:53:17,250 --> 00:53:18,792
- Let's go. Let's go.
- Lori: Okay.

1095
00:53:19,542 --> 00:53:21,333
(wind gusting)

1096
00:53:21,458 --> 00:53:23,042
Ulysses: Come on, Mr. Plow.

1097
00:53:26,833 --> 00:53:28,042
(automatic gunfire)

1098
00:53:30,250 --> 00:53:31,917
(alarm blaring)

1099
00:53:34,417 --> 00:53:36,792
- (alarm blaring)
- Go! Go!

1100
00:53:37,542 --> 00:53:40,750
I'm okay. He hit the vest!
Get out of here!

1101
00:53:40,833 --> 00:53:42,417
We'll meet
at the police station!

1102
00:53:43,458 --> 00:53:44,458
Stop!

1103
00:53:46,042 --> 00:53:47,917
Maynard: Lookie what I hooked.

1104
00:53:51,750 --> 00:53:53,458
- (grunts)
- (gun firing)

1105
00:53:54,417 --> 00:53:56,667
(grunts, pants)

1106
00:53:59,917 --> 00:54:02,417
Hello, Sheriff. Eat bar!

1107
00:54:02,542 --> 00:54:04,417
(both grunt)

1108
00:54:25,042 --> 00:54:27,750
(grunting continues)

1109
00:54:29,042 --> 00:54:31,458
You're a slippery
little fishy, ain't ya?

1110
00:54:33,458 --> 00:54:35,667
(both grunt)

1111
00:54:37,417 --> 00:54:39,042
God damn it! Stay down!

1112
00:54:43,375 --> 00:54:46,542
- What the hell, man?
- What is wrong with you people?

1113
00:54:46,667 --> 00:54:48,125
We looked you up
and we chose you

1114
00:54:48,208 --> 00:54:50,958
because of your reputation
for not giving a shit.

1115
00:54:51,042 --> 00:54:53,042
Why'd you decide to start now?

1116
00:54:53,917 --> 00:54:55,208
I'm not myself lately.

1117
00:54:57,458 --> 00:54:58,667
(groans)

1118
00:55:01,542 --> 00:55:04,167
- (screams)
- (Ulysses grunts)

1119
00:55:05,417 --> 00:55:08,667
(yelps, screams)

1120
00:55:10,458 --> 00:55:12,208
God damn.

1121
00:55:13,250 --> 00:55:14,792
- God...
- (grunts)

1122
00:55:14,917 --> 00:55:17,667
(alarm continues blaring)

1123
00:55:27,083 --> 00:55:28,208
(tense music playing)

1124
00:55:28,375 --> 00:55:30,542
(gun firing in distance)

1125
00:55:30,667 --> 00:55:33,917
Ulysses: Heh. Old-fashioned
stump removers.

1126
00:55:34,542 --> 00:55:36,542
(gun firing in distance)

1127
00:55:36,667 --> 00:55:38,917
(guns firing)

1128
00:55:41,917 --> 00:55:42,792
I'm out.

1129
00:55:42,917 --> 00:55:44,042
- Huh?
- I don't have anymore.

1130
00:55:45,083 --> 00:55:46,667
(guns clicking empty)

1131
00:55:46,792 --> 00:55:49,042
(pants, grunts)

1132
00:55:53,667 --> 00:55:56,042
Was that a mailman? What?

1133
00:55:58,542 --> 00:56:00,208
You stole a gold brick?

1134
00:56:01,667 --> 00:56:02,667
Of course I did.

1135
00:56:05,375 --> 00:56:07,042
- (grunts)
- (groans)

1136
00:56:08,542 --> 00:56:10,042
(both grunt)

1137
00:56:14,250 --> 00:56:15,417
(groans)

1138
00:56:17,667 --> 00:56:18,667
(groans)

1139
00:56:25,792 --> 00:56:27,667
(metal creaking)

1140
00:56:36,542 --> 00:56:37,542
(gun clicking)

1141
00:56:37,667 --> 00:56:41,958
(trigger continues clicking)

1142
00:56:42,042 --> 00:56:44,750
- (metal creaking)
- (music concludes)

1143
00:56:47,833 --> 00:56:50,917
(sighs) Physics, bitch.

1144
00:56:55,083 --> 00:56:56,458
Is he okay?

1145
00:56:56,542 --> 00:56:58,667
Um, no.

1146
00:56:59,042 --> 00:57:01,833
- (guns firing)
- Go! Go!

1147
00:57:02,667 --> 00:57:03,667
Keith: Go!

1148
00:57:06,042 --> 00:57:07,833
Hold your fire! Hold your fire!

1149
00:57:15,083 --> 00:57:16,458
They murdered James.

1150
00:57:18,042 --> 00:57:19,542
They murdered our mailman.

1151
00:57:21,292 --> 00:57:22,792
Oh, what fresh hell is this?

1152
00:57:22,917 --> 00:57:24,667
Mike: Whoa, be careful
with that, Father.

1153
00:57:24,792 --> 00:57:27,250
(chuckling) It's only a flare.

1154
00:57:29,083 --> 00:57:31,542
Hey, there's another one.
It's okay.

1155
00:57:31,667 --> 00:57:32,750
(screams)

1156
00:57:34,042 --> 00:57:35,833
(all scream)

1157
00:57:37,292 --> 00:57:38,375
Clayton!

1158
00:57:39,542 --> 00:57:41,167
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

1159
00:57:41,250 --> 00:57:42,417
- Mike!
- Mike: I got it, Blaine!

1160
00:57:42,542 --> 00:57:43,875
- I got it! I got it.
- Mike...

1161
00:57:43,958 --> 00:57:45,292
Officer: What are you doing,
Mike?

1162
00:57:45,417 --> 00:57:47,042
- God's sakes.
- (pants)

1163
00:57:50,542 --> 00:57:53,750
See that, Blaine? I'm a hero.

1164
00:57:55,542 --> 00:57:56,833
(all yelp)

1165
00:57:57,542 --> 00:57:58,667
Mike!

1166
00:57:59,542 --> 00:58:00,667
Oh, he's gone.

1167
00:58:02,417 --> 00:58:04,208
- (groans)
- (ground rumbles)

1168
00:58:05,917 --> 00:58:07,042
Yeah, no thank you.

1169
00:58:07,750 --> 00:58:10,375
(men shouting, screaming)

1170
00:58:16,417 --> 00:58:19,208
(groaning)

1171
00:58:19,292 --> 00:58:23,458
(hip-hop music playing)

1172
00:58:23,542 --> 00:58:28,542
(man rapping in Japanese)

1173
00:58:31,750 --> 00:58:32,833
(speaking in Japanese)

1174
00:58:37,667 --> 00:58:39,667
{\an8}(in Japanese)

1175
00:58:44,375 --> 00:58:45,417
(music concludes)

1176
00:58:45,500 --> 00:58:46,958
(engine sputtering)

1177
00:58:47,917 --> 00:58:49,542
(ominous music playing)

1178
00:58:56,292 --> 00:58:57,833
(engine continues sputtering)

1179
00:59:07,542 --> 00:59:09,292
(in English) I thought you knew
how to drive one of these.

1180
00:59:09,417 --> 00:59:13,125
Yeah, I do.
But, you know, I do.

1181
00:59:13,917 --> 00:59:15,417
- I... I did.
- (clicking buttons)

1182
00:59:15,542 --> 00:59:17,333
It's just-- it's just...

1183
00:59:17,417 --> 00:59:20,083
(engine continues sputtering)

1184
00:59:20,792 --> 00:59:22,583
Lori: Remember when you said
you could drive a train?

1185
00:59:22,667 --> 00:59:24,250
And that was bullshit, too.

1186
00:59:25,667 --> 00:59:27,542
- (engine revving)
- Yeah. (chuckles)

1187
00:59:27,667 --> 00:59:28,583
- See?
- Yeah.

1188
00:59:28,667 --> 00:59:30,125
- Yeah.
- (exhales)

1189
00:59:31,667 --> 00:59:34,375
(Keith speaking
indistinctly)

1190
00:59:35,083 --> 00:59:36,667
- (gun firing)
- Give me that.

1191
00:59:36,750 --> 00:59:38,042
(tense music playing)

1192
00:59:38,125 --> 00:59:39,958
You're spoiling everything.

1193
00:59:40,667 --> 00:59:42,417
(air hissing)

1194
00:59:43,042 --> 00:59:44,875
- Oh no.
- (metal groaning)

1195
00:59:44,958 --> 00:59:46,417
Help! Sheriff, help!

1196
00:59:47,750 --> 00:59:48,792
(both yelp)

1197
00:59:48,917 --> 00:59:50,833
- (pants)
- (music concludes)

1198
00:59:56,833 --> 00:59:57,708
Hey.

1199
00:59:57,792 --> 00:59:58,708
(both yelp)

1200
00:59:58,792 --> 01:00:00,083
Ulysses: Oh, my bad.

1201
01:00:00,542 --> 01:00:03,667
I should have knocked.
Can you drive this thing?

1202
01:00:03,750 --> 01:00:05,875
(sighs) Yeah, I think so.

1203
01:00:05,958 --> 01:00:07,750
Okay, well, get to a hospital.

1204
01:00:07,833 --> 01:00:10,542
- You're not coming with us?
- No, I'm sticking around.

1205
01:00:11,417 --> 01:00:14,542
I'm tired of running away
from every goddamn thing.

1206
01:00:15,042 --> 01:00:17,417
And you consider this
your second chance.

1207
01:00:17,542 --> 01:00:19,667
You take that gold brick, eh?

1208
01:00:20,833 --> 01:00:22,917
And go build something
good out of it.

1209
01:00:23,458 --> 01:00:24,917
Take care of yourselves.

1210
01:00:27,250 --> 01:00:28,667
(door whirring)

1211
01:00:29,667 --> 01:00:31,042
(epic music playing)

1212
01:00:38,542 --> 01:00:39,667
Go.

1213
01:00:43,667 --> 01:00:45,667
Lori: How do we even
sell a gold brick?

1214
01:00:46,250 --> 01:00:47,542
Break it in half?

1215
01:00:47,667 --> 01:00:50,208
Keith: Well, haven't thought
that far ahead.

1216
01:00:57,917 --> 01:00:59,667
Damn it.
Where could they have gone?

1217
01:00:59,750 --> 01:01:01,208
It's a small town.

1218
01:01:01,292 --> 01:01:02,750
- (engine rumbling)
- Hey.

1219
01:01:04,083 --> 01:01:05,250
That's our plow.

1220
01:01:05,542 --> 01:01:07,917
Dr. Velie: That ain't Ulysses.
He ain't the running type.

1221
01:01:08,042 --> 01:01:10,083
Woman: Well,
where's he gonna hide?

1222
01:01:10,208 --> 01:01:12,792
- Police station.
- Let's get him.

1223
01:01:26,375 --> 01:01:28,042
- Whoa! Jeez!
- Lori: Stop! Stop!

1224
01:01:28,125 --> 01:01:29,250
There's Olive.

1225
01:01:34,292 --> 01:01:36,417
- (Olive barking)
- Hey, sweet girl.

1226
01:01:36,542 --> 01:01:39,167
- Good girl. Come on.
- (Olive barks)

1227
01:01:39,250 --> 01:01:40,792
(whimpering)

1228
01:01:42,042 --> 01:01:43,083
Let's go.

1229
01:01:53,250 --> 01:01:55,250
- Let's go home.
- (Olive barking)

1230
01:01:55,375 --> 01:01:58,375
Keith: Yeah, Olive.
Fuck this place.

1231
01:02:11,917 --> 01:02:13,083
(racks gun)

1232
01:02:14,750 --> 01:02:16,000
(music concludes)

1233
01:02:17,667 --> 01:02:19,000
(pants)

1234
01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:21,042
(groans)

1235
01:02:22,917 --> 01:02:24,042
(coughs)

1236
01:02:25,292 --> 01:02:26,917
(wheezes) Moira.

1237
01:02:29,792 --> 01:02:30,792
Hey, lawman.

1238
01:02:32,917 --> 01:02:34,208
(wheezing) You don't--

1239
01:02:34,667 --> 01:02:37,042
You don't happen to have
a drink on you, do you?

1240
01:02:37,792 --> 01:02:41,292
Now, what kind of bartender
would I be... if I didn't?

1241
01:02:43,250 --> 01:02:45,458
- Let's trade.
- (groans)

1242
01:02:49,542 --> 01:02:51,417
Uh-uh, fucking slowly.

1243
01:02:52,292 --> 01:02:53,417
(sighs)

1244
01:02:59,042 --> 01:03:00,208
(groans)

1245
01:03:10,250 --> 01:03:12,458
Well, drink up...

1246
01:03:14,667 --> 01:03:17,000
so, we can all clean up
this mess you made

1247
01:03:17,083 --> 01:03:20,458
before the Yakuza turn up
and kill every single one of us.

1248
01:03:20,542 --> 01:03:21,875
You, too, huh?

1249
01:03:22,542 --> 01:03:25,083
Just doing what I need to
to survive.

1250
01:03:25,208 --> 01:03:26,542
Ulysses: At what cost?

1251
01:03:27,667 --> 01:03:29,458
(chuckles mirthlessly) My soul.

1252
01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:32,542
Although,
they're cheap nowadays.

1253
01:03:32,667 --> 01:03:34,667
Hell, you sold yours,
didn't you?

1254
01:03:35,542 --> 01:03:37,125
I didn't sell mine.

1255
01:03:39,083 --> 01:03:40,208
I lost it.

1256
01:03:42,542 --> 01:03:43,542
How did you know?

1257
01:03:43,667 --> 01:03:45,833
Bartenders hear
a lot of bullshit.

1258
01:03:47,917 --> 01:03:50,458
You get really good
at sniffing out the lies.

1259
01:03:52,042 --> 01:03:56,208
Your story was true right
until the end, am I right?

1260
01:04:00,417 --> 01:04:02,375
The girl didn't kill her dad.

1261
01:04:04,042 --> 01:04:05,083
You did.

1262
01:04:10,875 --> 01:04:12,042
I shot him...

1263
01:04:14,125 --> 01:04:16,875
right between the eyes
for what he'd done.

1264
01:04:21,125 --> 01:04:22,667
I figured it was justice.

1265
01:04:24,917 --> 01:04:26,417
Now, I don't know.

1266
01:04:27,375 --> 01:04:30,083
I've been avoiding making
any choices since then,

1267
01:04:31,083 --> 01:04:34,292
just watching life
from the sidelines.

1268
01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:36,542
That's my truth.

1269
01:04:37,542 --> 01:04:40,667
Now, you go.
What happened to Gunderson?

1270
01:04:40,833 --> 01:04:42,250
I already told mine.

1271
01:04:42,375 --> 01:04:43,833
Me, fish? Fuck no.

1272
01:04:44,667 --> 01:04:46,417
Probably the only one
in town who don't.

1273
01:04:47,917 --> 01:04:50,458
Gunderson, he had
a fishing pole in one hand,

1274
01:04:50,542 --> 01:04:53,375
like this one,
and an auger in the other.

1275
01:04:54,042 --> 01:04:56,375
So, my guess is he thought
he was going ice fishing.

1276
01:04:57,208 --> 01:04:59,667
Who the fuck goes
ice fishing with a fly rod?

1277
01:04:59,750 --> 01:05:01,208
(sighs) No one.

1278
01:05:02,917 --> 01:05:05,208
I lied. I killed him.

1279
01:05:05,750 --> 01:05:07,833
Because he wanted
a bigger cut of the deal?

1280
01:05:07,917 --> 01:05:11,292
Because he wanted out
of the job, of...

1281
01:05:11,417 --> 01:05:15,042
(sighing)
...the town, the arrangement.

1282
01:05:15,375 --> 01:05:16,417
Why?

1283
01:05:18,125 --> 01:05:19,292
Missed his kid.

1284
01:05:20,208 --> 01:05:21,917
This town made him choose.

1285
01:05:22,750 --> 01:05:25,667
It's a small town
in every way, you know,

1286
01:05:26,250 --> 01:05:29,083
- small-minded.
- Yeah, I get that.

1287
01:05:30,750 --> 01:05:33,875
- And no one gets out.
- Not even him.

1288
01:05:35,208 --> 01:05:37,042
So, you got him drunk and...

1289
01:05:38,542 --> 01:05:39,917
<i>walked him out and...</i>

1290
01:05:40,042 --> 01:05:41,875
Watched him freeze to death...

1291
01:05:42,917 --> 01:05:46,208
which takes longer
than you'd think.

1292
01:05:46,917 --> 01:05:50,833
Unless you're wet, which he was,
because I poured water on him.

1293
01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:54,208
But I learned something
about myself that night.

1294
01:05:55,375 --> 01:05:57,125
- What's that?
- (sighs)

1295
01:05:57,208 --> 01:05:59,000
That I can do
what needs to be done.

1296
01:06:00,208 --> 01:06:03,250
- What happened to you?
- Nothing I didn't choose.

1297
01:06:06,042 --> 01:06:08,042
Like I said,
that's a cool belt.

1298
01:06:11,083 --> 01:06:12,417
(groans)

1299
01:06:16,042 --> 01:06:17,667
What the fuck, Sheriff?

1300
01:06:18,875 --> 01:06:20,000
Tell me about it.

1301
01:06:21,875 --> 01:06:24,000
I think he would have
wanted you to have this,

1302
01:06:24,083 --> 01:06:26,083
especially in light
of current events.

1303
01:06:27,833 --> 01:06:29,000
(sighs)

1304
01:06:31,208 --> 01:06:33,042
Let's go, Deputy.

1305
01:06:33,917 --> 01:06:36,292
This shit storm
is only gonna get worse.

1306
01:06:49,208 --> 01:06:50,208
Whoa!

1307
01:06:52,417 --> 01:06:56,292
(engine revving)

1308
01:06:56,417 --> 01:06:57,542
Hey, Blaine.

1309
01:06:58,750 --> 01:07:00,542
- (engine revving)
- Light 'em up!

1310
01:07:03,958 --> 01:07:05,375
Bulletproof, motherfuckers.

1311
01:07:05,458 --> 01:07:07,417
(guns firing, shots ricocheting)

1312
01:07:07,542 --> 01:07:09,458
(engine revving)

1313
01:07:09,542 --> 01:07:11,250
(tires screeching)

1314
01:07:12,542 --> 01:07:13,458
- (screams)
- (squelching)

1315
01:07:13,542 --> 01:07:14,458
Whoa!

1316
01:07:15,042 --> 01:07:16,875
(shots ricocheting)

1317
01:07:17,417 --> 01:07:18,708
(laughs)

1318
01:07:19,750 --> 01:07:21,708
- (groans)
- Hey, Blaine!

1319
01:07:23,542 --> 01:07:25,417
Yeah, Joe? Damn it.

1320
01:07:26,042 --> 01:07:28,208
Did we leave anyone
back at the bank?

1321
01:07:29,542 --> 01:07:30,583
No, Joe.

1322
01:07:31,875 --> 01:07:32,917
And the vault?

1323
01:07:33,875 --> 01:07:34,917
Yeah, Joe?

1324
01:07:36,417 --> 01:07:39,583
Is it... still open?

1325
01:07:41,250 --> 01:07:43,833
(tires screeching)

1326
01:07:49,167 --> 01:07:51,333
- (screams)
- (glass shattering)

1327
01:07:54,792 --> 01:07:56,708
(gasps)

1328
01:08:03,083 --> 01:08:04,833
(suspenseful music playing)

1329
01:08:07,958 --> 01:08:09,208
- (radio beeping)
- Ulysses: <i>Yoo-hoo!</i>

1330
01:08:09,333 --> 01:08:10,833
<i>Answer the phone.</i>

1331
01:08:12,708 --> 01:08:17,417
My deputy is currently securing
the contents of your vault.

1332
01:08:23,333 --> 01:08:24,417
Securing?

1333
01:08:25,083 --> 01:08:28,042
Ulysses: <i>Bricks of C4
have been planted</i>

1334
01:08:28,375 --> 01:08:33,208
<i>in and amongst the Yakuza's
physical deposits, as it were.</i>

1335
01:08:35,167 --> 01:08:40,167
So, to sum up,
if I die, it all goes boom.

1336
01:08:40,708 --> 01:08:42,250
<i>And if it goes boom,</i>

1337
01:08:42,375 --> 01:08:45,833
<i>well, them being
the Yakuza and all,</i>

1338
01:08:46,500 --> 01:08:48,708
<i>I don't think it ends
real well for you.</i>

1339
01:08:49,833 --> 01:08:52,125
If we don't finish this
here and now,

1340
01:08:52,208 --> 01:08:53,417
the Yakuza will hunt down

1341
01:08:53,542 --> 01:08:56,208
and kill each
and every one of us,

1342
01:08:57,000 --> 01:08:58,333
<i>me included.</i>

1343
01:09:00,333 --> 01:09:02,333
- (music concludes)
- But wait, there's more.

1344
01:09:04,375 --> 01:09:05,708
I've got a proposal.

1345
01:09:08,958 --> 01:09:10,292
We tidy up the bank,

1346
01:09:10,375 --> 01:09:14,250
make it look like an accident,
like nothing bad happened.

1347
01:09:15,375 --> 01:09:18,000
Just another Saturday.

1348
01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:20,000
Mm.

1349
01:09:20,708 --> 01:09:24,167
Kenny, you say this
is Belgian chocolate?

1350
01:09:24,250 --> 01:09:25,458
Kenny: French.

1351
01:09:25,542 --> 01:09:28,333
Mm. Same difference, you know.

1352
01:09:30,500 --> 01:09:32,875
So, that's your plan?

1353
01:09:33,875 --> 01:09:34,833
That's it.

1354
01:09:36,833 --> 01:09:38,500
Just make it seem like
any other day.

1355
01:09:38,625 --> 01:09:39,833
Basically, yeah.

1356
01:09:40,875 --> 01:09:44,958
The Yakuza show up,
their treasure is untouched.

1357
01:09:45,417 --> 01:09:48,500
Nothing more than a car accident
that set off the alarm.

1358
01:09:48,625 --> 01:09:51,375
Life in Normal is normal, calm.

1359
01:09:52,875 --> 01:09:56,250
Calm... cleans messy.

1360
01:09:56,958 --> 01:09:58,042
That's right.

1361
01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:03,625
Why don't I just kill you
right now?

1362
01:10:05,958 --> 01:10:08,083
The only thing your boss
is gonna give a shit about

1363
01:10:08,167 --> 01:10:09,542
is that you messed up.

1364
01:10:11,083 --> 01:10:14,000
I say we play the hand
that's been dealt to all of us.

1365
01:10:15,375 --> 01:10:18,833
You make us look good,
we'll make you look good.

1366
01:10:19,833 --> 01:10:21,250
And maybe you get to keep
the rest

1367
01:10:21,375 --> 01:10:23,042
of your goddamn fingers.

1368
01:10:23,167 --> 01:10:24,875
(suspenseful music playing)

1369
01:10:27,208 --> 01:10:31,167
I'm sorry that I,
uh... killed your mayor.

1370
01:10:31,625 --> 01:10:33,250
I know you liked him a lot.

1371
01:10:34,500 --> 01:10:36,833
Though, he did seem
a bit of an a-hole.

1372
01:10:40,375 --> 01:10:41,375
Okay.

1373
01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:44,542
(clearing throat)
What do you say?

1374
01:10:45,958 --> 01:10:50,083
Well, it...
isn't much of a plan.

1375
01:10:50,625 --> 01:10:55,000
Well, I'm not much of a sheriff,
but I'm all you've got.

1376
01:11:01,833 --> 01:11:04,250
- (radio beeps)
- Hey, Alex.

1377
01:11:04,875 --> 01:11:06,167
<i>Let's a put on a show.</i>

1378
01:11:07,333 --> 01:11:09,208
I'm kind of liking...

1379
01:11:10,667 --> 01:11:11,667
Deputy.

1380
01:11:12,417 --> 01:11:13,542
(radio beeps)

1381
01:11:15,958 --> 01:11:16,958
(slurps)

1382
01:11:17,667 --> 01:11:18,667
Fuck yeah.

1383
01:11:18,792 --> 01:11:20,000
(Japanese pop music playing)

1384
01:11:20,083 --> 01:11:22,458
Ulysses: Come on, people!
This is the new Normal!

1385
01:11:22,542 --> 01:11:24,333
It's gotta seem
like an accident!

1386
01:11:24,417 --> 01:11:26,958
Like there wasn't
a massacre here, you know?

1387
01:11:27,042 --> 01:11:28,875
Bring it in! Bring it in!

1388
01:11:29,708 --> 01:11:31,417
Look for loose limbs!

1389
01:11:32,375 --> 01:11:34,542
Watch for blood splotches.

1390
01:11:35,375 --> 01:11:36,542
Cover 'em up.

1391
01:11:37,667 --> 01:11:40,833
Winter wonderland!
Let's go for it, folks.

1392
01:11:41,417 --> 01:11:43,542
Make it nice for our guests.

1393
01:11:44,542 --> 01:11:45,667
Let's bring it around.

1394
01:11:46,250 --> 01:11:49,958
Down there,
look for any loose entrails.

1395
01:12:12,208 --> 01:12:13,708
(music concludes)

1396
01:12:13,833 --> 01:12:14,875
Blaine: Swear to God,

1397
01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:18,667
I had no idea
about killing Gunderson.

1398
01:12:18,792 --> 01:12:20,167
Ulysses: You believed
that bullshit

1399
01:12:20,250 --> 01:12:21,583
about the fishing rod?

1400
01:12:21,667 --> 01:12:23,458
Blaine: Sorry,
I'm not much of a fisherman,

1401
01:12:23,542 --> 01:12:25,000
but, yeah, I get your point.

1402
01:12:25,250 --> 01:12:27,542
Ulysses:
And you tried to shoot me.

1403
01:12:27,667 --> 01:12:30,250
Blaine: Yeah, I did shoot you,
but I didn't kill you.

1404
01:12:30,375 --> 01:12:32,208
That's the important thing.

1405
01:12:32,833 --> 01:12:34,958
We're here together,
both of us...

1406
01:12:37,000 --> 01:12:38,083
alive.

1407
01:12:40,333 --> 01:12:41,417
Do you, uh...

1408
01:12:41,958 --> 01:12:43,708
Do you really think
this is gonna work?

1409
01:12:46,042 --> 01:12:47,333
You a betting man?

1410
01:12:48,250 --> 01:12:50,083
To my own detriment,
to be sure.

1411
01:12:52,667 --> 01:12:55,792
I'd put a Benji on the lay.

1412
01:12:57,167 --> 01:12:59,792
Wait a minute. You're--
You're betting against us?

1413
01:12:59,875 --> 01:13:02,625
(Japanese rap music
playing in distance)

1414
01:13:03,667 --> 01:13:05,875
Oof. We're fucked, huh?

1415
01:13:06,000 --> 01:13:07,250
(Japanese rap music playing)

1416
01:13:07,333 --> 01:13:10,000
Well, best get into character.

1417
01:13:21,542 --> 01:13:22,708
{\an8}(music concludes)

1418
01:13:22,833 --> 01:13:25,625
{\an8}(in Japanese)

1419
01:13:28,833 --> 01:13:32,500
(in English) As you can s--
Can you-- Can you translate?

1420
01:13:34,333 --> 01:13:37,667
As you can see, the storm here
was something else.

1421
01:13:37,792 --> 01:13:41,083
It knocked out phones,
internet, cell service, hell,

1422
01:13:41,167 --> 01:13:42,917
you name it, it's down.

1423
01:13:43,000 --> 01:13:44,667
- (translator speaking Japanese)
- (in English) Howdy, y'all.

1424
01:13:45,792 --> 01:13:48,708
Oh, he's the interim,
like I told you.

1425
01:13:48,833 --> 01:13:52,083
He don't know shit.
He's, uh, not too bright.

1426
01:13:52,167 --> 01:13:53,750
Ulysses: Deputy Blaine,
you know these folks?

1427
01:13:53,833 --> 01:13:55,250
You want to explain to them
they can't come

1428
01:13:55,333 --> 01:13:57,667
tearing through our county
in a convoy like this

1429
01:13:57,792 --> 01:14:00,250
without getting
a greeting from the law?

1430
01:14:00,333 --> 01:14:03,458
Well, uh, this is actually
Pastor Oyabun, Sheriff.

1431
01:14:03,542 --> 01:14:05,208
- Oh, a pastor.
- Mm-hmm.

1432
01:14:05,333 --> 01:14:06,708
He's got a small parish

1433
01:14:06,833 --> 01:14:08,583
just over yonder
down near Everton.

1434
01:14:08,667 --> 01:14:10,667
What's his denomination?

1435
01:14:11,333 --> 01:14:13,500
Protestant. Ain't that right?

1436
01:14:13,875 --> 01:14:16,167
{\an8}(in Japanese)

1437
01:14:16,250 --> 01:14:17,292
{\an8}- (in English) Tell him.
- He's mad.

1438
01:14:17,375 --> 01:14:18,542
{\an8}Oyabun: (in Japanese)

1439
01:14:18,667 --> 01:14:19,750
{\an8}(in English)
What's he upset about?

1440
01:14:19,875 --> 01:14:21,292
{\an8}- (in Japanese)
- Blaine: (in English) I think--

1441
01:14:21,375 --> 01:14:24,417
{\an8}I think that he wants to go
to the bank.

1442
01:14:24,500 --> 01:14:25,667
{\an8}(in Japanese)

1443
01:14:25,792 --> 01:14:27,833
(in English) He can't go
to the bank. We've got the...

1444
01:14:27,958 --> 01:14:29,958
- Yeah, yeah, but...
- There's people down.

1445
01:14:30,042 --> 01:14:31,542
- It's true that...
- Hey!

1446
01:14:31,667 --> 01:14:33,083
Hey, hey.

1447
01:14:33,167 --> 01:14:35,667
- We'll make an exception.
- Make an exception.

1448
01:14:35,792 --> 01:14:38,542
{\an8}- We'll give you an escort.
- Blaine: Follow us. Let's go.

1449
01:14:38,667 --> 01:14:40,250
{\an8}(in Japanese)

1450
01:14:41,958 --> 01:14:44,000
Ulysses: (in English)
<i>Okay, Deputy Blaine,</i>

1451
01:14:44,083 --> 01:14:46,792
<i>let's take our guests
the long way around.</i>

1452
01:14:47,500 --> 01:14:50,000
<i>Give them a little more time
to fix up the bank.</i>

1453
01:14:52,167 --> 01:14:54,083
{\an8}(in Japanese)

1454
01:14:56,333 --> 01:14:57,792
(tense music playing)

1455
01:14:57,875 --> 01:14:59,000
(in English) Those aren't
the best shoes.

1456
01:14:59,083 --> 01:15:00,042
Ulysses: Yes, sir.
Right this way.

1457
01:15:00,167 --> 01:15:01,250
{\an8}Blaine: So, just watch
your step. Come on.

1458
01:15:01,500 --> 01:15:02,417
{\an8}Oyabun:
(in Japanese)

1459
01:15:02,500 --> 01:15:04,042
Ulysses: (in English)
Well, it doesn't look good,

1460
01:15:04,125 --> 01:15:04,958
{\an8}I know.

1461
01:15:05,042 --> 01:15:06,542
{\an8}Oyabun: (in Japanese)

1462
01:15:06,625 --> 01:15:08,000
Ulysses: (in English)
Careful of the snow.

1463
01:15:08,083 --> 01:15:09,083
(device beeps)

1464
01:15:15,042 --> 01:15:16,667
The driver was killed on impact,

1465
01:15:16,792 --> 01:15:18,333
{\an8}as was the bank manager
and security guard.

1466
01:15:18,500 --> 01:15:19,833
{\an8}(in Japanese)

1467
01:15:21,083 --> 01:15:22,917
(in English) Sheriff, you mind
if I show him the vault?

1468
01:15:23,000 --> 01:15:25,875
The church has some papers
in their safe deposit box.

1469
01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:28,625
- Yeah, sure, go ahead.
- Blaine: Good. Yeah, this way.

1470
01:15:29,625 --> 01:15:31,458
Ulysses:
The building's in fine shape.

1471
01:15:31,542 --> 01:15:33,875
Uh, actually, it wasn't
a load-bearing wall.

1472
01:15:34,000 --> 01:15:35,458
Excuse me. Uh...

1473
01:15:35,542 --> 01:15:39,667
As you can see,
the vault, it's untouched.

1474
01:15:39,792 --> 01:15:42,125
Excuse me. Pristine.

1475
01:15:42,208 --> 01:15:44,542
Whoa! The church
has done well, huh?

1476
01:15:49,500 --> 01:15:51,333
{\an8}- Pretty color, huh?
- (music concludes)

1477
01:15:51,417 --> 01:15:52,792
{\an8}(in Japanese)

1478
01:15:52,875 --> 01:15:55,000
("Hot Rod Hop" playing)

1479
01:15:55,083 --> 01:15:57,292
♪ <i>There's a small garage
On the edge of town</i> ♪

1480
01:15:57,375 --> 01:16:00,083
♪ <i>Where the hot rods go
When the sun goes down</i> ♪

1481
01:16:00,167 --> 01:16:02,167
♪ <i>The place belongs
To a Mr. Jones</i> ♪

1482
01:16:02,250 --> 01:16:03,833
- ♪ <i>Who repairs hot rods...</i> ♪
- (song concludes)

1483
01:16:03,958 --> 01:16:05,833
Ulysses: Why did you invite
them out for food?

1484
01:16:07,958 --> 01:16:10,667
I only know, like, four phrases
in Japanese, and...

1485
01:16:11,833 --> 01:16:13,000
I guess I panicked.

1486
01:16:16,500 --> 01:16:18,542
Is your boss
enjoying the meatloaf?

1487
01:16:19,250 --> 01:16:20,667
(speaking Japanese)

1488
01:16:21,167 --> 01:16:23,375
(in English) This is divine.

1489
01:16:25,625 --> 01:16:27,250
Your English is very good, sir.

1490
01:16:28,167 --> 01:16:29,500
I watch a lot of <i>Friends.</i>

1491
01:16:29,958 --> 01:16:31,708
Who's in for mimosas?

1492
01:16:31,833 --> 01:16:34,708
- (men shouting affirmation)
- Blaine: Should I make a toast?

1493
01:16:36,167 --> 01:16:39,000
- Don't.
- Blaine: Uh, excuse me. Um...

1494
01:16:41,208 --> 01:16:44,792
(chuckling nervously) I, uh...
I'd like to propose a toast.

1495
01:16:44,875 --> 01:16:47,000
Um... You know, I'm, uh,

1496
01:16:47,083 --> 01:16:50,000
what you might call
a "people person."

1497
01:16:50,083 --> 01:16:53,250
So, this toast is to friendship.
I think it's important

1498
01:16:53,333 --> 01:16:55,083
that I take credit
for this event.

1499
01:16:55,167 --> 01:16:57,542
When I become
the next sheriff of Normal,

1500
01:16:57,667 --> 01:17:01,417
there will be many more
opportunities to come together

1501
01:17:01,500 --> 01:17:05,000
and break bread,
strengthening our link.

1502
01:17:05,083 --> 01:17:10,000
And with Pastor Oyabun
and his friendly, friendly,

1503
01:17:10,083 --> 01:17:14,792
um, congregation,
I think this is a new chapter

1504
01:17:14,875 --> 01:17:18,167
for our town
and our happy arrangement.

1505
01:17:18,250 --> 01:17:22,250
So, I'd like to say
thank you for all your help

1506
01:17:22,333 --> 01:17:26,667
and to many,
many more years

1507
01:17:26,792 --> 01:17:33,375
of friendly people helping
other friendly people.

1508
01:17:44,083 --> 01:17:45,667
(all gasping)

1509
01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:48,042
(gasps)

1510
01:17:49,208 --> 01:17:50,208
Arata: Please!

1511
01:17:50,958 --> 01:17:53,333
(sobs hysterically)

1512
01:17:54,042 --> 01:17:55,208
Oh, shit.

1513
01:17:55,333 --> 01:17:56,875
(song continues)

1514
01:17:57,000 --> 01:17:59,792
♪ <i>Pop, pop, peep-peep-peep</i> ♪

1515
01:17:59,875 --> 01:18:03,833
♪ <i>Pop, pop
Peep, pop, pop, oh pop</i> ♪

1516
01:18:03,958 --> 01:18:06,167
- ♪ <i>Pop, pop</i> ♪
- (song concludes)

1517
01:18:12,542 --> 01:18:17,208
("When You're in Love
With a Beautiful Woman" playing)

1518
01:18:23,000 --> 01:18:24,542
(roars)

1519
01:18:24,667 --> 01:18:28,000
(crashing, shouting)

1520
01:18:28,083 --> 01:18:29,625
(shots firing)

1521
01:18:33,375 --> 01:18:34,375
(groans)

1522
01:18:38,250 --> 01:18:40,792
(groans) Asshole!

1523
01:18:40,875 --> 01:18:44,000
- (guns firing)
- (men shouting)

1524
01:18:44,083 --> 01:18:45,542
Ulysses: Hey!
Get your hands off!

1525
01:18:47,042 --> 01:18:51,042
♪ <i>Everybody wants her
Everybody loves her</i> ♪

1526
01:18:51,333 --> 01:18:55,000
♪ <i>Everybody wants
To take your baby home</i> ♪

1527
01:18:55,083 --> 01:18:58,667
♪ <i>When you're in love
With a beautiful woman</i> ♪

1528
01:18:59,083 --> 01:19:02,833
- ♪ <i>You watch your friends</i> ♪
- ♪ <i>You watch your friends</i> ♪

1529
01:19:03,208 --> 01:19:07,083
♪ <i>When you're in love
With a beautiful woman</i> ♪

1530
01:19:07,667 --> 01:19:09,250
♪ <i>It never ends</i> ♪

1531
01:19:09,333 --> 01:19:11,250
♪ <i>It never ends
You know it never end</i> ♪

1532
01:19:12,375 --> 01:19:16,583
♪ <i>You know that it's crazy
You wanna trust her</i> ♪

1533
01:19:16,667 --> 01:19:20,333
♪ <i>Then somebody hangs up
When you answer the phone</i> ♪

1534
01:19:20,417 --> 01:19:24,000
♪ <i>When you're in love
With a beautiful woman</i> ♪

1535
01:19:24,667 --> 01:19:26,333
♪ <i>You go it alone</i> ♪

1536
01:19:28,167 --> 01:19:30,458
- (grunts)
- (grunts, groans)

1537
01:19:30,542 --> 01:19:33,833
♪ <i>Maybe it's just
An ego problem</i> ♪

1538
01:19:33,958 --> 01:19:36,875
♪ <i>Problem is I've been
Fooled before</i> ♪

1539
01:19:37,500 --> 01:19:42,542
♪ <i>By fair-weather friends
And faint-hearted lovers</i> ♪

1540
01:19:43,000 --> 01:19:45,250
♪ <i>And every time it happens</i> ♪

1541
01:19:45,667 --> 01:19:50,000
♪ <i>It just convinces me more</i> ♪

1542
01:19:50,833 --> 01:19:55,042
♪ <i>When you're in love
With a beautiful woman</i> ♪

1543
01:19:55,167 --> 01:19:56,458
♪ <i>You watch her eyes</i> ♪

1544
01:19:56,542 --> 01:19:58,833
♪ <i>Watch her eyes
Baby, watch her eyes</i> ♪

1545
01:19:59,167 --> 01:20:03,458
♪ <i>When you're in love
With a beautiful woman</i> ♪

1546
01:20:03,542 --> 01:20:04,958
♪ <i>You look for lies</i> ♪

1547
01:20:05,042 --> 01:20:07,417
♪ <i>Keep lookin' for lies
Baby, look for lies</i> ♪

1548
01:20:07,542 --> 01:20:08,417
(groans)

1549
01:20:08,583 --> 01:20:12,708
♪ <i>Everybody tempts her
Everybody tells her</i> ♪

1550
01:20:12,833 --> 01:20:16,042
♪ <i>She's the most beautiful
woman they know</i> ♪

1551
01:20:16,167 --> 01:20:20,000
♪ <i>When you're in love
With a beautiful woman</i> ♪

1552
01:20:20,542 --> 01:20:22,625
- ♪ <i>You go it alone</i> ♪
- (screams)

1553
01:20:26,375 --> 01:20:30,292
(both grunt)

1554
01:20:30,375 --> 01:20:33,167
(shouts)

1555
01:20:34,875 --> 01:20:36,542
(both grunt)

1556
01:20:37,667 --> 01:20:39,625
(both groan)

1557
01:20:41,042 --> 01:20:42,250
(groans)

1558
01:20:44,875 --> 01:20:46,042
(groans)

1559
01:20:46,167 --> 01:20:48,500
(groans) God damn it!

1560
01:20:49,667 --> 01:20:51,542
- (gun firing)
- (screams)

1561
01:20:56,500 --> 01:20:58,000
(both grunt)

1562
01:21:01,250 --> 01:21:03,250
(gurgles)

1563
01:21:04,833 --> 01:21:07,875
(song continuing in distance)

1564
01:21:15,083 --> 01:21:18,833
♪ <i>When you're in love
With a beautiful woman</i> ♪

1565
01:21:23,417 --> 01:21:27,208
♪ <i>When you're in love
With a beautiful woman</i> ♪

1566
01:21:27,625 --> 01:21:29,167
- (song concludes)
- Alex: Sheriff?

1567
01:21:30,667 --> 01:21:31,792
Sheriff!

1568
01:21:34,000 --> 01:21:35,375
(both gasp)

1569
01:21:35,500 --> 01:21:37,250
(breathes heavily)

1570
01:21:39,333 --> 01:21:41,792
- Blaine: All friends now?
- (door opening)

1571
01:21:47,625 --> 01:21:48,958
(crunches)

1572
01:21:49,042 --> 01:21:50,833
Ulysses: Anyone for pie?

1573
01:21:52,667 --> 01:21:54,792
(moose bellowing)

1574
01:21:56,667 --> 01:21:57,833
(munches)

1575
01:22:12,667 --> 01:22:13,667
Ulysses: Mm.

1576
01:22:16,042 --> 01:22:17,708
(exhales sharply)

1577
01:22:21,833 --> 01:22:24,875
You want to be
sheriff now? (sighs)

1578
01:22:28,000 --> 01:22:29,833
Yeah. Yeah, sure.

1579
01:22:37,500 --> 01:22:39,500
Thanks for taking care of it
for me.

1580
01:22:40,833 --> 01:22:45,333
Oh. There's one other thing.
(sighs)

1581
01:22:47,542 --> 01:22:51,083
Here's that 100 on the lay.
Guess you won.

1582
01:22:53,542 --> 01:22:55,000
Can I have that pie back?

1583
01:22:55,833 --> 01:22:57,958
- (groans softly)
- (song continues)

1584
01:22:59,542 --> 01:23:01,667
(sighs)

1585
01:23:02,667 --> 01:23:09,292
♪ <i>The wind is blowing
Against my face</i> ♪

1586
01:23:09,375 --> 01:23:12,750
- ♪ <i>Sun's beating down...</i> ♪
- (tone beeps)

1587
01:23:12,833 --> 01:23:14,792
Penny: <i>This is Penny.
I'm sorry I missed you.</i>

1588
01:23:14,875 --> 01:23:16,000
<i>Please leave a message,</i>

1589
01:23:16,083 --> 01:23:18,000
<i>and I'll circle back
when I can. Thanks.</i>

1590
01:23:18,083 --> 01:23:20,458
- (tone beeps)
- Ulysses: Hey, Penny, it's me.

1591
01:23:20,542 --> 01:23:23,333
I'm-- I'm in Texas now.
(chuckles)

1592
01:23:23,417 --> 01:23:27,000
Yeah, filling in for a sheriff
on maternity leave.

1593
01:23:27,083 --> 01:23:31,125
I much prefer the weather here.
It's warm. Don't miss the cold.

1594
01:23:31,208 --> 01:23:35,208
Oh, and I picked up an
interim deputy along the way.

1595
01:23:35,333 --> 01:23:37,292
People are pretty much
the same.

1596
01:23:37,375 --> 01:23:39,333
Then, again, not. (sighs)

1597
01:23:39,417 --> 01:23:40,833
All things considered, though...

1598
01:23:40,958 --> 01:23:44,625
(inhales)
...I'm in a better place.

1599
01:23:44,708 --> 01:23:47,167
<i>As for the town of Normal,
well,</i>

1600
01:23:47,250 --> 01:23:49,833
<i>I left it as I found it,
you could say.</i>

1601
01:23:51,167 --> 01:23:53,083
<i>I mean, that's the job,
isn't it?</i>

1602
01:23:54,000 --> 01:23:56,417
<i>Besides, I'm never looking
for trouble.</i>

1603
01:23:57,000 --> 01:23:59,833
<i>If it wants you,
it'll find you on its own,</i>

1604
01:24:00,667 --> 01:24:03,667
<i>and it can be hard
to shake once it does.</i>

1605
01:24:07,000 --> 01:24:10,000
Well, thanks for listening,
Penny. I--

1606
01:24:10,833 --> 01:24:12,000
Penny: <i>Hi, Ulysses.</i>

1607
01:24:13,000 --> 01:24:14,542
Ulysses: Hey, Penny.

1608
01:24:16,958 --> 01:24:23,875
♪ <i>A daydream or fantasy</i> ♪

1609
01:24:25,167 --> 01:24:27,792
♪ <i>A place that we know</i> ♪

1610
01:24:27,875 --> 01:24:32,500
♪ <i>As reality</i> ♪

1611
01:24:33,417 --> 01:24:40,167
♪ <i>Where we can go
And our troubles be few</i> ♪

1612
01:24:41,625 --> 01:24:47,167
♪ <i>Where we can go and think</i> ♪

1613
01:24:47,250 --> 01:24:51,833
♪ <i>Think things through</i> ♪

1614
01:24:53,250 --> 01:25:00,000
♪ <i>The wind is blowing
Against my face</i> ♪

1615
01:25:01,500 --> 01:25:08,417
♪ <i>Sun's beating down
With its warm rays</i> ♪

1616
01:25:09,833 --> 01:25:14,208
♪ <i>A robin's song</i> ♪

1617
01:25:14,333 --> 01:25:18,208
♪ <i>Whistling through the trees</i> ♪

1618
01:25:18,333 --> 01:25:21,917
♪ <i>The ocean's mist</i> ♪

1619
01:25:22,000 --> 01:25:28,917
♪ <i>And the world
Of make-believe</i> ♪

1620
01:25:30,625 --> 01:25:37,542
♪ <i>The world of make-believe</i> ♪

1621
01:25:38,083 --> 01:25:42,875
- ♪ <i>Of make-believe</i> ♪
- (song concludes)

1622
01:25:43,667 --> 01:25:45,500
(instrumental folk
music playing)

1623
01:28:05,833 --> 01:28:07,500
(tense music playing)

1624
01:29:07,708 --> 01:29:09,250
(gentle music playing)

1625
01:31:17,958 --> 01:31:20,000
(music concludes)